10 Things Men Love About Breasts

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10 Things Men Love About Breasts [EXPERT]
Here's why your dynamic duo tops their list of favorite things.

7. We like them as an information system. Now, to your nipples. Oh, how we love them. Not only for their inherent beauty - perfectly accessorizing your fashionable frontage – but also for their incredible communication skills. When you're clothed and we see them, they tell us you're bra-less (or at least wearing a very sheer, sexy bra). When they stand erect, they tell us you're either experiencing a chill or are very happy to see us (or someone else), or both. And one thing's for sure: when they talk, we listen!

8. We like their mystery. From the time we first become aware of them, breasts fascinate us; not only what we see, but what we don't, as well. Untold numbers of hours are spent imagining what those beautifully mysterious mounds under your clothing actually look like. And when we finally do get to behold them "in the flesh," we are rarely disappointed.

Afterward, though the particular mystery of what your breasts look like has been solved, there are billions more as-yet-unseen breasts for us to ponder and speculate about. Ah, sweet mystery of life.

9. We like their curviness. Ideally anyway, men are angular, hard and defined. Our shape (when we're "in shape," that is) is not given to graceful curves or comforting cushiness. Women, on the other hand, are naturally more curvaceous; something we greatly appreciate. And the soft swell of your breasts perfectly enhance the rest of the feminine figure. In other words, you're curvy where we're flat…and viva la difference!

10. We like how they make us feel better. I'm sure you're aware of studies that have definitively shown that people who have pets live longer, healthier lives. What you may not know is that recent findings indicate that looking at breasts for as little as fifteen minutes a day actually has a similar, healthy and longevity-enhancing impact on men. Now, I'm certainly not comparing women's breasts to our furry family friends. (Although we do like when either are nuzzled up against us or are available for petting.)

But, it's exciting to learn that it is now scientifically proven that beholding your up-top attributes on a daily basis can add years to our lives…in addition to adding a spring to our step. You just gotta love science! Why Do Guys Love Blow Jobs?

Well, if you had any doubts about how strongly guys feel about your breasts, I hope I've eliminated them. We love 'em, cherish 'em, can't get enough of 'em. And luckily for us, they're attached to one of the few things in this world that we love, value and desire even more than them – you.

© 2011 David M. Matthews. All rights reserved.

Besides being a relationship coach and author of the controversial book, "Every Man Sees You Naked: An Insider's Guide to How Men Think," David M. Matthews is an Emmy-winning TV Writer/Producer who's worked on some of television's favorite shows.

For more information on David or to get a copy of his free report on "The 3 Things Men Are REALLY Looking For In A Relationship," go to www.EveryManSeesYouNaked.com.

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Besides being a relationship coach and author of the controversial book, "Every Man Sees You Naked: An Insider’s Guide to How Men Think," David M. Matthews is an Emmy-winning TV Writer/Producer who’s worked on some of television’s favorite shows.

For more information on David or to get a copy of his free report on "The 3 Things Men Are REALLY Looking For In A Relationship," go to www.EveryManSeesYouNaked.com.

Location: Porter Ranch, CA
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