Playful Internet Dating Banter

Here are a couple of very funny email interactions from my best friend, Chloe, to two different men she was communicating with online. (If you haven’t read it already, I suggest reading her very funny profile in my posting from June 27th before proceeding.) Notice that her emails are mostly one-liners, she doesn’t pull any punches, and she isn’t afraid to get into a little sexual innuendo. Chloe is the ultimate Naked Dater! Hope you enjoy these as much as I did!
CACowboy2013 Profile (this is all he wrote):
I’m a very honest and upfront person. I am very outgoing, and I enjoy the outdoors. I work hard and I like to play hard. I like making people laugh and I’m very close with my family, and spoil my niece rotten…
Email interaction:
CACowboy:  We seem to have some things in common. Let me know if I pas the eye test…
beautifulparty:  You pass What next?
CACowboy: Well, we can do the e-mail thing (not very personal) or we can chat on the phone, or if you are really daring we can go crazy and meet at Starbucks…
beautifulparty:  I pick Starbucks, what area do you live in?
CACowboy:  Woodland Hills.  We can meet in the middle.
beautifulparty:  Really? You don’t’ think I am worth a drive to Studio City

CACowboy: Thought I was N. Hollywood. For sure you are worth it. What’s ur schedule tomorrow afternoon around 2:30?
dannyboy4 Profile (excerpt):
I was dreaming when I wrote this, forgive me if it goes astray… I’m fun as heck to be around. I have a nose. I love gourmet food and skydiving, but not at the same time. I enjoy pretending to be sick and sneezing on people in public. Sometimes I’ll stay home and watch TV or read, other times I’ll go to a club and shake my “money maker” until 5am then go to a diner for flapjacks.(I love to call ‘em flapjacks)It just depends on what phase of the moon we’re in. I know you can picture yourself having a blast with me. …
Email Interaction:
dannyboy4:  You were born in the nude, too? Let me find out if you have a nose and we’re off to Santorini!
beautifulparty:  Did you look at my pictures? What more proof do you need that I have a nose because I want my trip to Santorini!
dannyboy4:  Lots of ladies in LA get silicone noses. I know a doc who does them very real.
beautifulparty:  My nose IS the real deal; I might even let you touch it.
dannyboy4:  I give great nose.
beautifulparty: I’ll be the judge of that

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