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2. Your bad cop boyfriend, in his bulging Cream Stick Thong, moves toward you menacingly with a look on his face that tells you he wants to ravish you.
3. Your good fireman boyfriend gives you mouth to mouth resuscitation as he slips off your Fish Net Lace Up Thong Panty, then fingers your g spot ever so softly, until you beg him to do it harder.
4. Your all powerful Christian Gray boyfriend in his Good Devil Sheer Side G-String
pins you against the wall and you imagine you’re both in an elevator.
5. Your hot but sweet and very caring boyfriend slips off your Dream Angels Lace-Trim V String Panty and you imagine he’s the first one to claim your virginity.
And try giving him an exclusive private showing, with champagne, of all the above Victoria’s Secret thongs, and perhaps some others we haven't thought of, until he’s so crazy for you that he can’t control himself.
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