She's a hottie, and she's your mommy!
According to this guy, I'm clearly doomed to die alone.
Have you been dumping dates all wrong?
We are not messing around here. Be careful when bringing these fellas home.
Defining yourself by others isn't going to make you feel good about yourself!
Just because you've been out of the game for awhile doesn't mean you can't bring sexy back.
There's no place like the Internet when it comes to manipulating what we find attractive.
Unless you're Rihanna, forcing yourself to find love in a hopeless place just isn't going to fly.
Their social media relationship is better than yours.
Don't screw it up!