Looks like Angelina Jolie might have some competition for the Busiest Mom in Hollywood award. Kate Gosselin, who's got eight kids to Angie's six, is looking to ditch her reality TV status, launch an acting career, and find her own Brad Pitt along the way. And according to Kate, there's no better place to start then the Emmy Awards.
DANCING WITH THE STARS
With the news that Bristol Palin will join the cast of the eleventh season of Dancing With the Stars this fall, we decided to take a look back at some other famous (or "famous") people who parlayed tabloid infamy, public humiliation, and negligible familiarity with the pachanga into a stint on ABC's increasingly misnamed foxtrot free-for-all.
Ryan Seacrest and his girlfriend, Dancing With the Stars pro and aspiring country singer Julianne Hough, attempted to put to rest all those "Ryan is gay" rumors by engaging in an enthusiastic snog-fest aboard Ryan's yacht in Italy, well within camera range of the elite paparazzi corps that follows Ryan around whenever the Kardashians are in seclusion.
It's a match made in reality TV star heaven: American Idol's Ryan Seacrest is dating Dancing With the Stars' alum Julianne Hough, reports AllieisWired.com According to the site, Ryan, 35, has been secretly "hooking up" with Julianne, 21, and were even photographed with their arms around each other on a beach in Malibu recently, as they played with Julianne's dog and hung out. They were also spotted a few days later, leaving a trendy LA restaurant at night and getting into the same car.
Even though she didn't triumph on this season of Dancing With the Stars, sportscaster Erin Andrews seems to be dealing with her disappointment well. She was spotted out with her Dancing partner, pro Maksim Chmerkovskiy, at New York's SL earlier this week, doing—what else?—some dirty dancing.
Sarah Ferguson, recently caught trying to get 500,000 pounds in exchange for access to her ex-husband, Prince Andrew, now says she'd like to learn to tango on Dancing With the Stars because it would amuse her daughters. Ah, Fergie. That's ridiculous. Dancing With the Stars is for famous people, like Nicole Scherzinger and Jake Pavelka.
We're sad to report that former New York Giants football player Lawrence Taylor was arrested for rape in the wee hours of Thursday morning in New York, CBS reports. The football legend, who was inducted into the Hall of Fame in in 1999, stands accused of paying a 16-year-old runaway girl, who was brought to Taylor's hotel room against her will, $300 to have sex with him.
Kate Gosselin has not had sex in over a year, which initially seems a bit sad until you think about it this way: Kate Gosselin had sex with Jon Gosselin just over a year ago. Yuck! Either way you spin it, each options perfectly explains the frustration and anger behind her eyes, the stiffness in her shuffle: No sex in fifteen months, and no sex with a decent penis in God knows how long.
Just because the show is over doesn't mean the drama is finished. In the lastest round of the Jon and Kate saga, Jon Gosselin wants to re-open his divorce settlement with ex-wife Kate Gosselin and sue her for custody of their children. Extra tells us Jon's argument is that Kate's role on Dancing With The Stars makes her "an absentee parent" and that she's now giving most of her parenting duties over to nannies. Kate's side says that the accusation is "downright offensive and outrageous." We agree. Is it possible that Jon's doing this because he's upset that Kate wants to move on to other men? Or was her dancing just that bad?
Khloe Kardashian and L.A. Laker Lamar Odom reportedly plan to marry this weekend after just a month of dating. The mother of his children says the two are rushing in. Which other Hollywood couples rushed to the altar faster than Usain Bolt on a greased track?