Think I'm kidding? Hugh Hefner's 28-year-old runaway bride, Crystal Harris, recently announced the couple had sex only one time during their engagement and that it lasted only "like two seconds." Although Hefner, 85, says she's lying, these stats may lead you to actually side with the blond bombshell (despite her shady track record).
Crystal Harris is certainly not taking the classy road in the aftermath of her broken engagement to 85-year-old Playboy founder Hugh Hefner. The 24-year-old is currently making the rounds on the talk show interview circuit and recently told Howard Stern that she and he ex only had sex one time and that it was not a great experience. Hef only lasted "like, two seconds," Crystal claimed. "Then I was just over it," she says. "I was like, 'Ahhh.' I was over it. I just like, walked away. I'm not turned on by Hef, sorry," she said, reports People Magazine.
According to Hugh Hefner's recent philosophical musings on Twitter, a new girlfriend is "the only logical response to heartbreak." But, when you're the rich, 85-year-old founder of Playboy, why have one new girlfriend when you can have two? Or four? In addition to his "good friend" Anna Sophia Berglund and the Shannon Twins, Hef confirmed on Twitter that Playboy's Miss November 2010, Shera Bechard, has also moved into the Playboy Mansion.
How would you react if you ran into your ex today? For Hugh Hefner, who's taken up with ex-fiancee's friend Anna Sophia Berglund just days after Harris called off their wedding, the goal is clearly to make Harris jealous.
When you're Hugh Hefner, the mourning period of a breakup doesn't last long, it seems. The newly single 85-year-old Playboy founder reportedly isn't moping around his mansion, thinking about his breakup from former fiancee Crystal Harris, whom he was supposed to marry last weekend. Instead, Hef has reportedly already found a potential replacement for Crystal, who spent their wedding day parting in Las Vegas with Heidi "I work out for 14 hours a day" Montag.
Crystal Harris dumped Hef three days before their wedding. That's so cruel, he might as well have been left at the altar. What would you do if that happened to you?
After news broke this week that Hugh Hefner's fiancée, Crystal Harris, had decided to dump him, just days before their wedding, Hef's ex, Holly Madison, Tweeted: "Where does one find the 'Dodged a Bullet' mylar balloons?" in a thinly veiled swipe at the 25-year-old, who some say strategically broke Hef's heart. According to Page Six, Crystal had known for a while that she wasn't going to marry the Playboy founder but was reportedly waiting for the perfect moment to officially dump him in order to capitalize on the publicity. (Is it a coincidence that the day her manager confirmed the split, Crystal released her debut music single?)
Don't cry for Hugh Hefner. Sure, he was jilted just days before he was supposed to get married to now ex-fiancée Crystal Harris, but, if you believe the blonde, 25-year-old's side of the story, Hugh was actually relieved when she decided to call the wedding off! According to TMZ, Crystal called into Ryan Seacrest's radio show and claimed that Hef was never the marrying kind of man and supposedly only agreed to marry Crystal because he thought it was what she wanted. So, when Crystal decided a couple of days before the wedding that she'd rather be single than become "Mrs. Crystal Hefner," as the cover of the July issue of Playboy Magazine proclaims her to be, Hef was just fine with it, despite his sad series of Tweets that seem to indicate otherwise.
What is their 60-year age difference? Or her rumored boyfriend on the side? Whatever the reason, playmate Crystal Harris found herself with some cold feet about marrying fiance Hugh Hefner and has reportedly decided to call off the wedding, mere days before it was supposed to take place!
When Hugh Hefner, 85, marries his 24-year-old fiancee Crystal Harris this June, it will be his third trip down the aisle, so it's no surprise that the Playboy founder isn't feeling any pre-wedding jitters. "I'm not nervous at all, I'm excited," he told US Magazine recently. "June is a big month - Crystal and I will be in London opening a new club, then we'll come back and get married at the mansion!" he said. "It's going to be a very special year. It's the Chinese year of the rabbit, so the bunny is back!"
Whether it was Hef's idea, Crystal's idea or Holly's idea, Hugh Hefner's ex-girlfriend, Holly Madison, will not be attending his June nuptials. While partying it up for his birthday, the 85-year-old had this to say about the wedding situation as it concerned his "main" ex-girlfriend: "I think Holly has expressed publicly that it would be a little strange if she was there and I respect that."
