This week's Life & Style is trumpeting Kim Kardashian's new relationship with Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Miles Austin, and has perhaps the seventh or eighty-first permutation of her "revenge body" on the cover. The tabloid says that Kim's ex-boyfriend Reggie Bush has been e-mailing Kim nonstop since she started dating Miles and is wildly jealous.
The World Cup comes only every four years, so its sexy storylines have to have staying power. And while this tournament has been historic for a number of reasons, we'll choose to remember it for the scandals and love matches off the field. Join us as we take a stroll down Memory Touchline.
Just days after his team was eliminated from the World Cup, Portuguese star and man-candy-about-town Cristiano Ronaldo announced on his official Twitter and Facebook accounts that he's become a first-time father. And the world reeled with shock, because seriously, that came out of left field.
The planet has been consumed by World Cup Fever, but you’d barely know it from life in the US. Most Americans will tell you soccer is boring and wholly uninteresting because it takes so long for anyone to score. But I’m here to tell you those people are wrong. In fact, if you’re a woman, this game was made for you. Here’s why: 5. Va Va Voom Soccer has two 45-minute periods with a 15-minute break in between. Once the clock starts, it doesn’t stop. No wimpy time-outs, no bringing proceedings to a halt if players get hurt, no bratty coaches interrupting to throw hissy fits. The players go until time runs out. A field full of men who can sustain vigorous physical activity for ninety minutes straight? Goal! Besides, any knucklehead can catch or throw a ball, and with enough practice, lob it into a hole. But can you bounce one off your foot, upper body or head and send it sixty yards into a net? Me either.
The soon-to-kick-off World Cup in South Africa will be a festival of fetching man-flesh the likes of which the world has never seen. Let's talk about the wide range of hotties assembling in Cape Town to play the world's game.
Cristiano Ronaldo, the highest-paid athlete in the world, has his flag-emblazoned knickers in a bunch over the Vanity Fair cover he shares with Ivory Coast's Didier Drogba, but he has a new shoulder to cry on: Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue model Irina Shayk. Kim Kardashian is somewhere stamping her foot with rage, since she was cavorting with Cristiano just last month.
Kim Kardashian has really terrible taste in men. Not only is she supposedly trying to make her ex-boyfriend Reggie Bush jealous by cat-fighting with Paris Hilton over soccer hunk Cristiano Ronaldo, but according to Star Magazine, the reality star was formerly married to an abusive music producer, whom she eloped with when she was just 19 years old.
A Spanish woman named Naya claims that a media outlet paid her close to $5,500 to seduce Real Madrid footballer Cristiano Ronaldo and then report back on his performance. Wow. Thanks a lot, Spain. Our American tabloids are going to hear this story and go, "D'oh! Why didn't we think of that? It's brilliant!"
Just weeks after breaking up with Reggie Bush, Kim Kardashian was spotted in Spain making out with Portuguese soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo amidst the rumors that she cheated on Reggie with Kanye West.
Just like celebrity deaths come in waves (hello, summer of 2009!), so do celebrity breakups. And so far April 2010 has been a graveyard for partnered-up famous people. Join us for a review of all these blissful love affairs gone to crap.
Before we head full-steam into the new year, we're taking a look back at some of 2009's most odious celebrity couplings.
