We are so excited that Joan Rivers is set to appear on Jimmy Fallon tonight that we decided to take a look back at 20 of her craziest quotes about love and sex to prepare ourselves!
Congratulations to all people in recovery. Recovery can be the most rewarding time of your life. It is exciting to learn new ways of coping with the daily messes of life. Learning to gain a sense of control over your emotional life is a wonderfully gratifying experience. Alas, some of you may still being pushed around by life’s messes and chaos. Fear not, by learning to deal with your emotional response you can have a sense of peace amidst the chaos.
The movie got us thinking: what does crazy mean in your relationship?
I would love to think that I'm that "cool girl" who doesn't chase guys and act like an idiot when it comes to relationships. I'm not the "cool girl" though, I'm a total idiot. I have done some of the most ridiculous stuff for guys I had crushes on. I'm obviously not proud of these things, but all of them happened a long time ago and I'd like to think I'm smarter now.
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My message is simple: Embrace yourself for who you are. Yes, you're older, your body and mind have changed, but you have also evolved. Embrace that evolution. Use what talents you have and enjoy each day for what it is: an opportunity to experience, to do, to share, to create, to live.
Hysteria represents women being chemically imbalanced, or to put it simply, a lack of sex. A hysterical woman is clearly sexually starved. She has probably not seen or heard from “Dick” in weeks, months or even, painfully, years. She is chemically imbalanced and her hormones are often going crazy. She knows something is wrong.
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You don't have to be Scrooge to hate Christmas. In "A Christmas Carol" we learn that Ebenezer Scrooge used to be a nice boy who became bitter through parental neglect and brittle by his emotional dependence on his sister, who abandoned him by dying. Poor guy. He was the sad product of a dysfunctional family.
Every woman is working with the same pool of men. Say there are four billion men on Planet Earth. This is the pool of men that you have to work with. In this pool, there are going to be gentlemen, pimps, players, hustlers, and psychos. But, it’s the same pool of men. It’s not like the crazy men are coming from outside this pool. The question is, why do some women always attract the crazy men? The answer is you. You can either repel or invite these men into your life. The only reason you attract crazy men is because you talk to them.
It should be noted that women wouldn't be so "crazy" if it weren't for some idiot guy making us crazy with his devilish ways. And finally, a man comes to our aid and points out that sometimes our mild lunacy is somewhat warranted.
Over the years, I've read many of the popular books on dating. I've read books that teach women the rules, why I should be a bitch, and how to be married in 365 days. (Really? Should that be my goal?) Books that teach me how to send a flirty text (I don't know what revolutionary ideas I thought I'd find there), how to think and date like a man, and books telling me why I'm still single. I found some tips to be valuable, and I incorporated what I learned into my dating life. But I wasn't any happier with how things were going.
Note: This post was originally published at http://www.examiner.com/single-women-in-orlando/randi-whitcomb. During my first semester of law school, I briefly got involved with a guy who had been hooking up with another girl in our section. Their fling hadn't lasted too long -- a few weeks, tops -- but I knew she was really into him.