Take this quiz to find out, and then I may or may not cheat on her with you.
Gone are the days when you had to take pop quizzes and standardized tests, and you couldn't be happier. The last time you remember using a pencil to fill in a little circle on paper was when you asserted that yes, you are over 18 and (unlike the tanning mom's daughter) old enough to use a tanning bed.
Let's face it: you're not looking for a man. You're looking for a soft, plush inanimate object!
Question: What's cute, cuddly and a little round in the middle?
Answer: A teddy bear. Also, your future boyfriend... if that's what you're looking for!
Because bored married men deserve two for the price of one, right?
Something tells us if you're looking to cheat without getting caught, you tread carefully. You don't shout it from the rooftops or joke about it with your friends. You also don't explicitly post your intentions on a free, easily accessible website like Craigslist.
Well, this guy didn't get the memo.
Something tells us this single lady's milk won't bring any boys to the yard...
Online dating experts are always stressing that you should know how to sell yourself to a potential match. This means listing your best qualities in your profile and posting photos that make you look like a fabulous catch. This does not mean that you should refer to yourself as a "lazy cow."
Unfortunately, we can't take credit for that title... it was this Craigslist user's genius idea.
Sometimes you may find yourself whining to your other single friends, "Why don't people want to date me? I'm cool, I'm funny, I dress well..." And then the conversation ends there, probably because you realize how self-involved you sound.
Buy A Used Car From This Toad? If you're stuck with a Toad Salesman, arm yourself with knowledge
Ladies, Have you ever been made to feel silly, stupid or simple when trying to buy a car? You are not alone, and even though women make up a full 51% of auto purchases in the US, and influence 96% of all car sales, the majority of car dealerships are still sub par when it comes to treating women fairly.
Nothing compels a guy to date you more than the opportunity to make you stop eating, right?
A 22-year-old woman in Boston needs your help. She needs to stop eating her favorite cookies, Cool Mint Oreos, and getting a date is the only thing that will make her stop!
Because, who needs a new pair of glasses for the holidays when you can get a new bride?
The other night as we walked home from work, we heard a young woman say to her friend, "My mom asked me what I want for Christmas. I told her, 'Can you buy me a boyfriend? You know, if you see anything tall or handsome.'" That really cracked us up. But this... this isn't as funny.
You know love is dead when people start advertising for holiday significant others on Craigslist.
Surprisingly, or maybe unsurprisingly, some singles are looking for temporary relationships for the holiday season. Apparently, it's fine to be single all year long, but when Christmas, Hanukkah or whatever your holiday jam is rolls around, you best be coupled up, sister. And since you can find pretty much everything else on Craigslist, you might as well find a short-term fella to bring home to mom and dad.
What's a office holiday party without a hired escort?
A certain Craigslist user has forgotten that this is real life and not a romantic comedy.
Obviously, someone is a huge fan of The Wedding Date, the 2005 romantic comedy in which Debra Messing hires sexy Dermot Mulroney to be her plus one at her sister's wedding to make her ex-fiancé jealous. Although, what works in the magic of Hollywood cinema doesn't always translate into real life. But hey, a girl can try, right?