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man with question mark
"Hmm, this is a tough one."

Relationship Fail: Are You Hotter Than My Wife?

Take this quiz to find out, and then I may or may not cheat on her with you.

Gone are the days when you had to take pop quizzes and standardized tests, and you couldn't be happier. The last time you remember using a pencil to fill in a little circle on paper was when you asserted that yes, you are over 18 and (unlike the tanning mom's daughter) old enough to use a tanning bed.

woman's cleavage
"Is that too much to ask?"

Relationship Fail: Can I Play With Your Boobs?

Women in San Diego are going to be hard-pressed to find a reason to turn this guy down!

San Diego reminds us of California sun, sand and surf. From now on, it will also remind us of weed and boobs.

teddy bear in bed
We can snuggle wuggle all night long...

Relationship Fail: Won't You Be My Teddy Bear?

Let's face it: you're not looking for a man. You're looking for a soft, plush inanimate object!

Question: What's cute, cuddly and a little round in the middle? Answer: A teddy bear. Also, your future boyfriend... if that's what you're looking for!

man winking with scarf
C'mon, you can't resist this offer!

Relationship Fail: I Want To Cheat On My Wife With You

Because bored married men deserve two for the price of one, right?

Something tells us if you're looking to cheat without getting caught, you tread carefully. You don't shout it from the rooftops or joke about it with your friends. You also don't explicitly post your intentions on a free, easily accessible website like Craigslist. Well, this guy didn't get the memo.

lazy cow
"Moooooo"

Relationship Fail: Want To Date A "Lazy Cow"?

Something tells us this single lady's milk won't bring any boys to the yard...

Online dating experts are always stressing that you should know how to sell yourself to a potential match. This means listing your best qualities in your profile and posting photos that make you look like a fabulous catch. This does not mean that you should refer to yourself as a "lazy cow."

Relationship Fail: The Top 10 Reasons You Should Date Me!
Aren't I a catch?

Relationship Fail: The Top 10 Reasons You Should Date Me!

Unfortunately, we can't take credit for that title... it was this Craigslist user's genius idea.

Sometimes you may find yourself whining to your other single friends, "Why don't people want to date me? I'm cool, I'm funny, I dress well..." And then the conversation ends there, probably because you realize how self-involved you sound.

Car Salesman Toad: 5 Confidence Tips To Help You Buy [EXPERT]

Car Salesman Toad: 5 Confidence Tips To Help You Buy [EXPERT]

Buy A Used Car From This Toad? If you're stuck with a Toad Salesman, arm yourself with knowledge

Ladies, Have you ever been made to feel silly, stupid or simple when trying to buy a car? You are not alone, and even though women make up a full 51% of auto purchases in the US, and influence 96% of all car sales, the majority of car dealerships are still sub par when it comes to treating women fairly.

Relationship Fail: Save Me From Boredom (And These Cookies!)
Seriously, I can't stop!

Relationship Fail: Save Me From Boredom (And These Cookies!)

Nothing compels a guy to date you more than the opportunity to make you stop eating, right?

A 22-year-old woman in Boston needs your help. She needs to stop eating her favorite cookies, Cool Mint Oreos, and getting a date is the only thing that will make her stop!

Relationship Fail: Let's Meet & Get Married For Christmas!
A match made in Craigslist heaven.

Relationship Fail: Let's Meet & Get Married For Christmas!

Because, who needs a new pair of glasses for the holidays when you can get a new bride?

The other night as we walked home from work, we heard a young woman say to her friend, "My mom asked me what I want for Christmas. I told her, 'Can you buy me a boyfriend? You know, if you see anything tall or handsome.'" That really cracked us up. But this... this isn't as funny.

holiday couple
Look ma, we're a real couple! Really!

Temporary Holiday Boyfriends: WTF?

You know love is dead when people start advertising for holiday significant others on Craigslist.

Surprisingly, or maybe unsurprisingly, some singles are looking for temporary relationships for the holiday season. Apparently, it's fine to be single all year long, but when Christmas, Hanukkah or whatever your holiday jam is rolls around, you best be coupled up, sister. And since you can find pretty much everything else on Craigslist, you might as well find a short-term fella to bring home to mom and dad.

Relationship Fail: I'll Hire You To Be My Christmas Party Date!
What's a office holiday party without a hired escort?

Relationship Fail: I'll Hire You To Be My Christmas Party Date!

A certain Craigslist user has forgotten that this is real life and not a romantic comedy.

Obviously, someone is a huge fan of The Wedding Date, the 2005 romantic comedy in which Debra Messing hires sexy Dermot Mulroney to be her plus one at her sister's wedding to make her ex-fiancé jealous. Although, what works in the magic of Hollywood cinema doesn't always translate into real life. But hey, a girl can try, right?