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saturday cleaning

Every Saturday my landlady orders me naked in her room and puts her vacuum cleaner on my penis and turns it on. On my knees as shes stands over me she says "Aww you play with it so much I have to clean that poor little thing every week and laughs as I ejaculate inside the tube!

"L'amore di Italia"

"L'amore di Italia"

My novelette is L'amore di Italia. It is a tale about love overcoming distance and background. It is about love overcoming everything, even death.

Can Men & Women Just Be Friends?

Note: I'm back! As always, follow my journey on my personal blog So about what I said... Pop quiz: Have you ever asked yourself that age-old question, “Can guys and girls really just be friends?” The answer: Of course they can! Sure, it might seem a little scary at first. You might think guys and girls have nothing in common and are just too different, and yes, of course a part of me still thinks that. But Harry and Sally worked it out, right? If you’re looking to expand your social circle, why not add a few guy friends to the mix? Follow these simple steps on your highway to friendship.

Men Who Self-Sabotage Themselves in Relationships

Men Who Self-Sabotage Themselves in Relationships

At a party weeks back, my friend Angela fell for a handsome Brit named Al after he charmed her with tales of his off-the-beaten track existence traveling the world. The next evening, they talked life and politics over a steak dinner then agreed to meet again. Al charmed Angela even more the next afternoon when he canceled plans with his buddies to join her on a trip to Verizon to get her phone fixed. After spending the afternoon and subsequent evening together, Angela thought she’d finally met a mature, baggage-less man with whom she could have a relationship. If only she knew. During a dinner party the following Friday night, Angela reached for her phone to discover Al had called. Six times. Though a bit ruffled, she decided to make her way to the bar where he was drinking with friends. When she arrived, Al was completely hammered, saying things like, “I shouldn’t have called you, are you angry? It’s just I couldn’t get