So who had August 2010 in the Tila Tequila Does Porn pool? Please stand up and collect your soiled fistful of singles. Yes, the raggedy princess of MySpace, who's kept a relatively low profile since the sad passing of her "wifey" Casey Johnson last winter, has now announced that her next career move will be hardcore smut.
The Tila Tequila/Casey Johnson saga drags on, mostly in the form of Tila's mournful tweets, but the tabloids are also, understandably, egging her on. The latest dish? Tila Tequila claims to want custody of Casey's 3-year-old, adopted daughter, Ava. In an interview with Extra, Tila explains that "wifey" Casey Johnson had intended for her and Tila to share custody of Ava. "Her last wish was to have Ava, have me have Ava," she said. She continued, in a way that makes us question her sanity and actual ability to raise a child, saying, "She's not resting in peace right now. She has come to me in my dreams." (Spooky!)
It is a truth universally acknowledged that Tila Tequila is gross. But until now we haven't had the technology to quantify her grossness.
Here are six suggested relationship and life resolutions for our favorite stars so they can have their best 2010.
It's only been three days since Johnson & Johnson heiress and Tila Tequila fiancee Casey Johnson's body was found in her home, and she was pronounced dead. In that time, the Internet has exploded with details of the formerly-not-so-well-known heiress's life, the world has speculated over the cause of her death (foul play? diabetes?) and Tila Tequila has gone (just a little more) nuts.
When Casey Johnson died at the age of 30 earlier this week, she left behind a list of ex-lovers dotted with fame, scandal, and not a little crazy.
"I can't stop these haunting visions of her and I. We made such a lovely couple, only beginning to spend the rest of our lives together..." reads the latest OfficialTila (Tequila) tweet.
Before we head full-steam into the new year, we're taking a look back at some of 2009's most odious celebrity couplings.
Pregnant Tila Tequila says that she's planning to help her fiancee, crazy heiress Casey Johnson, regain custody of her adopted three-year-old daughter, Ava.
Tila Tequila, who officially gave up dudes after accusing ex-boyfriend Shawn Merriman of beating her, broke the news via Ustream video on Wednesday that her latest girlfriend, Casey Johnson, popped the question. And because nothing is quite as entertaining as Tila's own ramblings, here is a snippet of her big announcement: "This is exclusive and going to be all over the news tomorrow, but because I love you guys so much, we are giving you the exclusive first—Tila army fans—tonight, my girlfriend has asked me to marry her!...So yeah, my baby got me this 17-carat ring. My baby takes care of me. Beat that J. Lo! Beat that Khloe and Lamar!"
