BRIDGET MOYNAHAN

As far as real-life soap operas go, nothing captivated Hollywood gossip-mongers quite like Bridget Moynahan-Tom Brady-Gisele Bundchen love triangle in 2007. Moynahan was surprised to learn that she was 3 months pregnant with the child of her ex-boyfriend, Tom Brady, who, at that point, had already moved onto a relationship with supermodel Gisele Bundchen. And although the ensuing drama was great fodder for tabloid magazines, Bridget, 39, recently gave an interview to More Magazine, saying that she had no regrets about having her son, John Edward Thomas Moynahan, now 3, on her own.

Gisele Bundchen gave an interview to a Brazilian TV program this week in which she talked about the baby she's expecting with her husband, Patriots QB Tom Brady, saying, "I am crazy about children," and "Because of this relationship, what is most important to me is the family. Now I am creating my other family."

Let's hope, for Gisele Bundchen's sake, that Tom Brady is not a man who nurtures certain relationship patterns. Because if he is, the Brazilian supermodel might very well be finding herself single in the near future. Brady, who famously left his pregnant girlfriend Bridget Moynahan to be with Bundchen two and a half years ago, is an expectant father once again. According to People magazine, Bundchen is due to deliver his second child (and her first) early next year.

Exciting news swept Patriots nation this weekend, and it wasn't just the decision by the NFL to allow official team logo scratch-off lottery tickets that had New England fans giggling into their Memorial Day beers. Gisele Bündchen, wife of Patriots QB Tom Brady, is pregnant with the prettiest fetus EVER, RadarOnline reports. The couple has not confirmed the rumor.

In the new issue of Vanity Fair magazine, Bundchen refers to 20-month-old John Edward Thomas Moynahan as "100 percent my child" and adds that: "It’s not like because somebody else delivered him, that's not my child. I love him the same way as if he were mine. I already feel like he's my son, from the first day . . . He's my little angel — the sweetest, most cuddly, loving baby." Well, it seems that Bundchen's remarks have, as expected, not met with Bridget Moynahan's approval. In fact, Page Six reports that she's "furious."

Gisele Bundchen claims that Tom Brady's son with Bridget Moynahan is like her own.

It looks like Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen did exactly what everyone thought they were going to do; get married, man. Evidently, the Brady Bundch was able to keep their nuptials a secret until after the fact, an impressive feat. They also had dogs wearing Dolce & Gabbana. And convinced Bridget Moynihan to come. So, basically good times all around.

Can you keep a secret? Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen (the Brady Bundch) may be getting secretly married. The time is March 2009 and the place is Costa Rica, allegedly. Do not tell anyone in the media. This is imperative. Also, don't let Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson know, they could launch a preemptive wedding to one-up the Brady Bundch. That cannot be allowed. We know that you'll do the right thing with this secret wedding information.