You know Archie? The old fashioned comic about what kids were like back in the '60s, and it seems like it was probably kind of nerdy even for back then? Yeah, that Archie. You've probably never read it, but you know what it is. Well, next year, Archie is getting a sexy reboot, as a modern teen with modern friends dealing with modern things like iPods and internets and North Korean terrorists and Osama bin Laden's ghost haunting ALL OF AMERICA! (Almost none of that is confirmed, it's just what I'm assuming the new series will be about.
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One of the things that the recent hack of Sony Movies' private information revealed is that there are a lot of jerks working behind the scenes in Hollywood. Reading emails where people insulted actors and movies, whined about themselves, and yelled at other people was entertaining, but it was also pretty embarrassing for everyone involved. There was just a lot of negativity flying around.
It was recently announced that Cuba Gooding, Jr. has been cast as OJ Simpson in a miniseries by Ryan Murphy. Sarah Paulson is going to star as prosecutor Marcia Clark, and that the series is going to be like American Horror Story, except with true crimes instead of fictionalized horror. So, you know, super sleazy.
Throughout the past nine seasons, the "It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia" gang has landed in some pretty hilarious situations in Paddy’s Pub and the rest of South Philly. Seriously, we're not kidding; each episode is filled with ridiculously funny quotes that will have you rolling on the floor in tears. One thing you can always expect from the show is random interactions between all of the characters. Everyone in this gang certainly has an interesting relationship with one another.
Kourtney Kardashian had her third child! The eldest Kardashian sister gave birth to a baby boy on Sunday, Dec. 14, which just happens to also be her first son, Mason's, fifth birthday. Cute! (Kardashian and boyfriend Scott Disick are also parents to daughter Penelope, 2.) Kourtney Kardashian is the one this time, who released a classy set of nude photographs showing off her naked body. By classy, I mean that some of them are black and white.
Eleven years ago we were just sitting around watching Christmas Vacation and A Christmas Story (not that those are bad), but then something magical happened. You could call it the Christmas miracle of 2003. Elf hit theaters and your life has never been the same. Forget the fact that it doesn't even need to be Christmas for you to sit down and sing along with Buddy the Elf and Zooey Deschanel.
Congratulations to Hayden Panettiere! The Nashville starlet and her longtime love, Wladimir Klitschko, welcomed a baby girl into the world on Tuesday, Dec. 9. Panettiere is now a mom to daughter Kaya, her and Klitschko's first child. The pint-sized pretty lady's rep told People, "We are over the moon and madly in love!"
Even for people who don't celebrate Christmas, Bob Clark's A Christmas Story has become one of the most famous holiday movies of all time. Every Christmas, TBS brings us a full 24-hours of Ralphie and his quest for a Red Ryder BB Gun. If you haven't seen A Christmas Story yet, do yourself a favor and finally watch it this year because it's a classic and every single human being should see the film at least once.
This epic video series of 2014's biggest stars (including Benedict Cumberbatch, Kristen Stewart and Shailene Woodley) kissing will have you on the edge of your seat. Trust us; you will love this!
If you haven't been following the Sony Pictures leak, you really should be. It's been very entertaining. Basically, some hacker group attacked the company's system and released a bunch of private information. There were upcoming movie release schedules, spreadsheets showing a bunch of movies' actual budgets and actual box office results. But definitely, by far, the most entertaining part were the private emails that were released.