Ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies. Ask.com is firing 8% of their staff. And they are going to go in a slightly different direction. But they are not going to cater exclusively to married women. There has been some confusion about this. And the bitter custody battle between John Malone and Barry Diller is only going to get uglier.
A study conducted by the Journal of Sexual Medicine suggests that the ideal length for a bout of intercourse is 7 - 13 minutes. And most people find sex greater than 13 minutes to be bothersome. This basically makes ever song ever written false. We're not sure who to believe any more.
Chinese youths are meeting up at bars and hooking up just like Americans. It turns out though that they're familiar with the old in-and-out but are lacking fine details like birth control and disease prevention. The government is trying to remedy this but doing so in a subtle way.
An Iranian man that was known for his penny pinching ways is now being required to pay his wife's dowry. And it's a doozy. A court has ruled that he owes her 124,000 roses. Iranian law dictates that his property can be seized to pay the dowry or he can spend time in jail. Let that be a lesson.
A professor from the University of New Hampshire has made it his career goal to make a case that spanking is bad. He previously did a study that showed a link between spanking children and their interest in masochistic sex. He's also conducted a more recent study that correlates the level of childhood beating and the proclivity to pressure partners for sex. He would clearly prefer some sort of hands off approach.
A Australian man is in a bad way after a split with his wife of 15 years. So, he did what any self-respecting man would do: drink. Then he did what every self-besotted man would do: plan. Then he did what any hungover man would do: implement plan: So he's constructed signs about town asking for forgiveness. And it just may work.
Inventor Stuart Meloy thinks he's about to solve everyone's problems. He's created an invention called the Orgasmatron. It's supposedly able to bring any person to climax by attaching electrodes to their spine. The FDA is checking all this out and if things go well it could be on shelves in a couple of years.
A woman in Somerset, England passed into a coma due to pregnancy complications. She was 'rescued' from that coma by her husband telling her off. Amazingly enough, within two hours of the haranguing she was starting to breathe on her own. Hughie Lewis would call it the power of love.
For whatever reason, there is an abundance of sexual content on college campuses. Yale, Harvard, and Boston University all have student publications focused on the beast with two backs (which probably just depends on angles). But evidence suggests that college students are not doing it nearly as much as those that came (or faked it) before them. What's the deal?
Texas has had a law in the books making sex toy sales illegal. Something about lewdness, turpitude, etc. But that law was recently overturned by the 5th Circuit Court. They said that the 14th Amendment was some how infringed. Sex toys in Texas? Don't that beat all.