Tomfoolery is about the guy's point of view. One guy's point of view, our Tom. He'll cover gossip, politics, media, gender issues, and, if he plays his cards right, sex. Feel free to comment.

Best Of The Web: The New Zodiac & Talking Dirty

When is a Chewbacca impression acceptable? What do men want to hear in the bedroom? What would men change about sexuality, if wishes were fishes? What is Timmy Gordon up to with that lad mag? The physics of space sex. What the Zodiac mix up means to you. What to expect when dating a Capricorn. What every newly divorced person needs to know. How helpful dating studies really are. Surviving a vacation with your main squeeze. And the 31-Day Lovelife Makeover!

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Let's Consider Mangling Genitals To Be A Last Option

Floridians and Germans, we can all agree, do some weird things. Recently, they've both been up to venting their frustration via mangling male genitalia. At this point, we should consider any sort of assault to anyone's genitals as a last resort... particularly when it comes to relationship issues.

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Funeral Homes Now Hosting Weddings

Not everyone wants to go into debt for their wedding. And those same people don't want to necessarily get married in Vegas. That's when compromise comes in. Do you get married in the winter or on a non-Saturday? Or do you find a new venue. While you're trying a new venue you should consider a funeral home, it's like a church but slightly sadder.

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Brokenhearted Man Robbed Of Engagement Ring

A man suffered the double indignity of being dumped by his fiancée, and then robbed by a con artist. Pile onto that the third indignity of being maced and it made for a really terrible several months. I suppose Craigslist is a crapshoot.

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It's Your Dog, Not "Our" Dog

A dog can be a girl's best friend. Unfortunately, that dog may not be her boyfriend's best friend. How should you introduce a new guy to your pet? And should you get a pet without running it by your partner?

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Best Of The Web: Resolutions & Passes

50 new year's resolutions for the engaged dude. Great activities for couples. When should you and your new lover have the sex. The downside of drunk dating. Ten dating commandments for women. Doing the opposite of romantic comedies. What would happen if you gave your guy permission for a one-night stand? An awful, awful Christmas present. The golden ration applied to dating. Exploring foot fetishes. What not to say to an upset partner.


Best Of The Web: New Year's Eve!

Don't get too desperate this New Year's Eve. A perspective on one-night stands. New Year's resolution: better sex. Why you wouldn't want to date a porn star. How to tell when your spouse has more or less become a stranger. A woman sues over a broken engagement. Five mistakes that guys make dating, it's up to you to fix 'em. Advice for a woman who fell for her friend's step dad. What is the perfect New Year's Eve for dudes? How to make a New Year's Eve one-night stand happen. How do you know if you're wife material? How to become girlfriend material. Best breakup songs for the lonely-hearted.

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Why You Have A Horrible Profile Picture

The duck face on your profile picture may be a good way to get attention. It turns out that complimenting a woman's lips may be the best way to her heart while dating online. And the duck face accentuates a woman's lips. Ergo the duck face, hideous as it may be, may save your online dating life.

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Old Guys Still Interested In Doing It

A study of older Australian men shows that they want sex more regularly. Essentially, libido does dip as men age, but some men stay very interested in sex as their bodies still produce goodly amounts of testosterone. Of the 2,700 men polled between the ages of 75 and 95, roughly half still found sex to be between somewhat and very important, though less than a third were getting it with any regularity. Which means that around 20 percent of old Australian men are not getting the sexin' they want.