The Simpsons started us down this road in which everything is the best, worst, most, or least. Sure, it could be the Best Week Ever, but it probably isn't. In that regard, what makes a Best Man the best man? And what makes him the worst Best Man? There are probably degrees of ruining a wedding and this video has to be right up there.
You may know Brody Jenner as the slacker heartthrob from MTV's The Hills. It probably seems like this dude has it made. But it looks like he's missing a best bro. So, MTV is doing the only thing it can; trying to help Brody Jenner a new man crush. They're hooking him up with a reality show that will help him make a new best bud. The show uses challenges involving male bonding to eliminate unworthy contestants. This should not stand. These television jokers are making a mockery of bromance. This could set the man crush back decades.
A weatherman in Lubbock, Texas used another stations news set to propose to his girlfriend. It turns out that she's an anchor for ABC and he's the rain-and-shine guy for CBS. But that did not stop Matt Laubhan from asking Emily Leonard to be his wife on Lubbock's KMAC evening news.
Writer / Director James Gunn has something new for you. Do you enjoy porn except for the nasty sex part? Do flimsy plots and bad acting really push your buttons? Then check out PG Porn. First up, Nailing Your Wife. Real porn star Aria Giovanni and actor Nathan Fillion almost get it on in this first family friendly porn.
MTV is scheduled to come out with a show entitled Bromance this fall essentially ushering in an era in which hereto life-partnerships are now for sale. The show features one Brody Jenner as a dude in need of a new best bro. You may know Brody Jenner as the son of legendary decathlete of 1970s (and Kardashian fuddy duddy) Bruce Jenner. Or you may know him from his exploits on any number of Southern California lifestyle, silver spoon exploitation shows like The Hills or The Princes of Malibu. Evidently (and we’re not making this up), the younger Jenner needs a new close, personal buddy since he refused to side with Spencer Pratt in a feud against The Hills' star Lauren Conrad (LC!). Sure, it's not like the winner of the 6-episode arc is contractually required to be Brody's bro, but he will probably get some The Hills airtime as part of Jenner's posse. And I think this sounds like a terrible idea.
Hey Gang,Thanks for checking in on my new new column. It's called Tomfoolery. Is the name a little cheap? Sure. But Miller Time was going to get me sued and SportGoofin’ didn’t make any sense. This new column will carry a lot of themes from the old Daily Dish but cover a little more ground and dive slightly deeper. Do I love writing about "Strange Love and Celebrity Hijinks"? Yes, yes I do. But we cover it all in Love Buzz and Celeb Love, respectively. So, what do you expect this time around? A guy’s take.
I once worked for a ladies magazine called Tango. And I only call it a ladies magazine because it was founded by a lady. And it was about love and relationships (not something most dudes read voluntarily, I suppose). And it was mostly staffed by ladies. I learned a lot about changing water cooler bottles, moving furniture, computer networking, you know, guy sh*t. It’s not to say that women can’t be really, really good at lifting stuff or making computers talk to each other, but I have a feeling that it was a kindness to me. Working for a ladies magazine, in their estimation, had to be emasculating enough for a young rascal from the dirty dirty living in New York.
Grape growers and winemakers are starting to get together the old fashioned way: online. It appears the principles that run online dating are pretty excellent for supply management in an almost commodity business. Just like online dating, you just have to be sure that the person you're dealing with wants your grapes inside their bottle for the right reasons.
A man nearly crashed his own wedding (bad pun? Yes) when the brakes on his limo broke. He and his best man careened into a brick wall but got off with a few minor injuries and continued with the wedding. The groom's mother had some sort of cardiac episode and spent the ceremony in the hospital. We're glad everyone is alright and all married.
An Italian model and Big Brother Italy star has decided to check out this whole prostitution thing by announcing the sale of her virginity. This follows the trend of Natalie Dylan auctioning her chastity. Let's hope that this doesn't spiral out of control. Someone warn Disney that this stuff happens.