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Maybe You Should Try This Anti-Dating Site

For the most part, there are two strategies with online dating: it's either a number's game or a matter of niche. But is it possible to be too niche? For instance, Impersonals.net is in many ways a homage to traditional dating sites, but it's also a parody. While its features and first-person accounts are funny, will people tuse a site that makes a joke of the whole dating experience?

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10 Signs You Might Need To Break Up With Your Ex

February 13th is the day to Break Up With Your Ex. And given Jeff Foxworthy's immense popularity in past decades, we thought we'd break it down with 10 signs you really need to sever your digital and social media ties to your ex.

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Best Of The Web: Emotional Vampires & Hitting On Dudes

Why men don't initiate divorces. Put a little wiggle back in your relationship. How to get rid of an emotional vampire. How not to hit on a dude at a bar. When you realize your relationship is just an extended booty call. Eye-contact during sex? Can virgins date non-virgins. Sex And The City ruined everything. Did you know young dudes are more apt to settle down? Engagement ultimatums just don't work. What if your boyfriend still has a dating profile? Ten goofy Valentine's Day promotions. And how to make your V-Day not terrible.

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Do Naked Ladies Improve The Super Bowl?

For decades, cheerleaders were enough sexiness to offset the violence of football. But now, it looks like that's not enough. From Janet Jackson to the Lingerie Bowl to Dallas' stripper deficiency to Ryan Pickett's anti-Internet porn stance, has the game gotten full of too many sex images?

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Don't Make Out At This Hindu Temple

In a spot of weird news, a Kathmandu Hindu temple is outlawing PDA. Evidently, courting young lovers use the temple's grounds of canoodling and the pandits think they should take it more seriously. To whit, anyone found courting will be hit with a fine that amounts to about $7. Take that, young libertines.

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Best Of The Web: Listening & Bad Habits

The 31-Day Love Life Makeover! Hitting on the bartender. The most disturbing sex-themed films. What his bad habits say about him. Why men (allegedly) don't listen. What NOT to say to a girl who's been dumped. Six tips for surviving rejection. How smooching can paralyze you. Can you trick a guy into loving you by having sex with him? Signs that your "the one" for him... or not. And knocking down the internal walls before you can receive love.

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Why Are Male Sex Toys So Sketchy?

Why are sex toys for men so skeevy? The vibrator has become largely accepted in our culture, but any yonic-shaped items make people uncomfortable. Is it just that male sexuality is relatively easy to understand, and men are really good at self-gratification?

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A Reason For Facebook: Get Sex Sooner

Have you been looking for a reason to get on Facebook, Twitter, 4Square and Wuphf? According to Reuters there's finally a good one? Social media is no-holds-barred boning fest. The magazines Shape and Men's Fitness surveyed 1,200 people and found that 80% of ladies and 58% of dudes think that social media leads to faster sex. And not actually faster sex (I think we blame porn for that) but sex sooner in a relationship. Though, interestingly, only 38% of women believe social media itself led to the sooner screwing in their specific relationships

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Is A Fungus-y Silkworm The New New Viagra?

The pharmaceutical industry seems to be built around combating erectile dysfunction. But some men take on impotence the old-fashioned way. They look to nature for a way to aphrodisiac their way into quality erections. The latest, greatest fix is a fungus-covered worm from the Himalayas called the yarsagumba.

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Iran To Ban Valentine's Day

Since overthrowing the Shah in 1979, the leaders of Iran have tried to oppose Western influence. This time around, they've decided that Valentine's Day is not appropriate for the Persian people. Some people want to switch it with a holiday called Mehregan but we all know that Hallmark probably won't take this sitting down.