The Penns appear to be reconciling. And Ashlee Simpson may be engaged to Pete Wentz and may be pregnant. Or is all of this a clever ruse to trick the media. We can't be sure. But we do know that we are terrified of Ashton Kutcher's wrath.
A Canadian chap claims that he's being discriminated against by their version of the DMV. His rationale is that he's a pagan and practices Sadism & Masochism. He thinks that his religion, sexuality, or both are being suppressed. He may have a point, a Human Rights Tribunal will decide.
An Atlanta-area divorce attorney likes to give her clients cute gifts. After their divorce closes, she likes to hit them with wedding ring coffins. Not a lot you can do with a wedding ring outside of selling it, so feel free just to put that ring and marriage into a final resting place. She must be a joy to do business with.
A man in Windsor can pretty easily be categorized as the Worst Person In Canada. This dude knew he had HIV and had unprotected sex with people anyway. According to the victims, they had no knowledge of his disease. He's going to jail for a while, but it is enough?
While commemorating the 10th anniversary of Linda McCartney's death, Macca mentioned that he used a quite guileless technique to pick her up years ago at a nightclub. Pickup artists everywhere have to be pissed that candor works really well for some people.
So, everyone on Earth is reasonably sure that Jay-Z and Beyonce got married last week. But now we have a better idea why they kept it secret: album sales. It looks like most couples lose significant sales volume when they marry another singer.
Mary Louise Parker, star of Weeds, has broken off her engagement with TV husband Jeffrey Dean Morgan. This is the second time the two have broken up. Which proves that the reconciliation wasn't working or they are volatile.
An Australian man has decided to disregard one of the last remaining sexual taboos and impregnate his own daughter. The 2 had been separated while he spent time in jail. So, they met up and there was a mutual spark, "You remind me of your mother," and boom, baby. Australia is not very happy about this.
A wedding in Vallejo, California was going well. Everyone was having fun, too much fun. The police showed up and quieted the party down. Then they came back and started throwing people in cuffs. That should be a fun, fun, fun honeymoon.
George Clooney received a crazy anonymous voicemail. The message warned Clooney off of his girlfriend Sarah Larson. Wow. The trick is now is figuring out who left the voicemail.