Wondering which celebs are getting married, falling in love or sneaking off the red carpet for a secret snog? Celebrity Love keeps you up to date on your favorite stars love lives
Ashton & Demi No Sham, Per Ashton

Ashton & Demi No Sham, Per Ashton

According to Ashton Kutcher, his relationship with Demi Moore is on the level. By 'on the level,' we mean that it wasn't set up to boost anyone's career. Good to know. We hope this isn't part of his show that launches preemptive strikes on the media.

A Soccer Stud And The 3 Shemales

A Soccer Stud And The 3 Shemales

Ronaldo (not to be confused with Ronaldinho or Cristiano Ronaldo) got caught in an Eddie Murphy-esque predicament involving 3 crossdressing prostitutes a week or so back. You may know the Brazilian soccer star from his fantastic work as AC Milan's striker before he hurt himself). At any rate, one of the prostitutes alleges that there was drug-use and sex involved. Ronaldo claims that no such sex or drug use happened and he turned the hookers in to the fuzz when they threatened him with blackmail (or possibly Brazilian-male).

Double R & ScarJo Engaged?

Double R & ScarJo Engaged?

According to People magazine, Scarlett Johansson is wearing Ryan Reynolds ring. What this means? Typically, it translates into a wedding down the road. Sometimes, it translates into a bunch of hoopla and no action. We're guessing toward the former and guessing that Woody Allen just punched a hole in a wall somewhere.

Update: Living On The Down Low

Update: Living On The Down Low

We thought that Leon Phelps (The Ladies Man) was America's preeminent black male expert on sexuality. It turns out that JL King is. King is the man that brought the 'Down Low' to mainstream America on a very special 2004 episode of Oprah. And now he's back with more knowledge and advice on sexuality.

Mariah & Nick Cannon Got Hitched?

Mariah & Nick Cannon Got Hitched?

According to rumors, superstar of R&B Mariah Carey has married Renassance Man Nick Cannon. The star of music, film, and tv is 11 years younger than Mariah but she likes his jokes. Good times and good luck, if true. Da Brat has not commented.

Barbara WaWa Had Affair With Senator

Barbara WaWa Had Affair With Senator

Way to go Babs. In her memoirs, Walters writes that she had an affair with a ground-breaking Senator in the 1970s. And some other juicy affair stuff later. We didn't know she had it in her.

The Sex Tape-For-Dowry Hustle

The Sex Tape-For-Dowry Hustle

An Indian man has given his wife the ultimate 'thank you.' He secretly taped them having sex and then threatened to release the tape unless her dowry was increased 20-fold. Nothing says 'I love you' like extortion.

Green Porno Now?

Green Porno Now?

The Sundance Channel is featuring a spicy new feature on Green Porno. Nice huh? They got Isabella Rossellini involved so it should be classy. And it is actually about the mating rituals of bugs. Buzzkill.

Lesbos Residents Want Identity Back

Lesbos Residents Want Identity Back

The Greek island of Lesbos is fed up with the confusion over the term Lesbian. And they are suing to restore their ownership of the term. We don't see how this is possibly going to work out for anyone.

Is Beyonce With Child?

Is Beyonce With Child?

Rumor has it that Jay-Z and Beyonce's rushed wedding was due to an impending arrival. It would be great if that was true, but what would it be like to grow up with 2 massive icons from the same industry? We're guessing not very easy. Maybe their kid will want to be a botanist or a helicopter pilot instead of trying to live up to the legacy.