Ellen had Laura Bush and Jenna on yesterday. It was mostly pleasantries about Jenna's recent wedding. Then Ellen tried to shame them about her gay marriage. Well done, little lady.
Ladies. Your wish has come true, George Clooney is back on the market. It's been reported (by every news source on the planet) that he's broken up with his long-time girlf Sarah Larson. But don't expect this stallion to settle down any time soon.
A famous Bollywood actress is facing some allegations of impropriety. Rumor has it that she engaged in some sex while touring Australian military bases in Afghanistan. Somewhere Prince Harry is punching a suit of armor and seeing if Lily Allen wants to spend the fall in Kabul.
Spencer Pratt and Radar have once again teamed up to dole out the bland advice. This time around: how to deal with a one-night stand with a C-List celebrity.
Jared Leto wants it to be known that he did not cause Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo (the American Beckhams) to breakup. He had nothing to do with it. And furthermore he's got a great movie coming out, that you should see. Great, 2 answers to 2 questions we didn't ask.
The Lohans have had a big week. First the reality show (Living Lohan) premiered. Then Michael Lohan said some dumb stuff. Then Lindsay got engaged to Samantha Ronson. Then Michael Lohan said some dumb stuff. We can't wait for a family reunion. MTV, E!, and VH1, open your pocket books.
The winner of this year's Idol, David Cook, is dating an older Idol. Season 2's Kimberly Caldwell is the champ's girlfriend. It's probably good for David Archuleta that it shook out this way. She would eat that poor kid alive.
Maxime Bernier, the Foreign Minister of Canada, is resigning. The reason? He left some classified documents at his lady's home. Her deal? Former girlfriend of various Canadian underworld types. Ugh.
Despite (or perhaps due to) his recent good work with the ladies, John Mayer is seeing some haters. According to rumor, Vince Vaughn is not pleased with the Mayer - Jennifer Aniston situation. And Bill Simmons even weighed in. Indeed-y.
As part of the run-up to the general election, John McCain is on the media tour. His first stop was Ellen to chat with Ellen Degeneres. For some reason, she wanted to talk about gay marriage particularly in California. Weird.