The patriarch of the Simpson family (Joe not Homer) may be approaching another masterstroke. He is reportedly in talks to get Ashlee a reality show. The show would be about Ashlee and her betrothed Pete Wentz. But don't reality shows ruin most relationships? Wait a darn minute...
According to an interview for a new documentary on Star Wars, Carrie Fisher and Harrison Ford hooked up on set. Fisher says that she went into the movie looking for an affair and made it happen with her costar. So any sexual tension was real. Huh, never would have thought that.
This could be it for Mario Lopez and Karina Smirnoff. Rumor has it that things ain't going so hot. Then again, Lopez has denied those rumors, so what does anyone know? We know that relationships based on dancing don't last and our brand name is Tango. So, you can probably see our point.
A dude from TN was left for 20 hours by his wife in a bound and gag positioned. Naturally this was a problem. The man asphyxiated at some point. And she's being held for reckless homicide. Let's all start using a little common sense when we put someone in a death-inducing position.
Cher had a relationship back in the mid 80's with Tom Cruise. Not a Tom Cruise, the Tom Cruise. And now she has regrets about letting that one slip away. That would have been a strange and wonderful future (present for us).
A porn company claims to have purchased a tape of the late musician Jimi Hendrix having sex with 2 women. This proves that the celeb sex tape is not something invented by this generation. Which has really been its only lasting contribution to society.
The results of a division of assets case were recently made public in New Zealand. A woman who had a 20-year affair with a man thought that she deserved some of his money when they split. Evidently, she thought he was going to leave his wife and put her life on hold. Evidently, new law has made this a possibility.
Our brains hurt from all of this. Are Star Jones and Dwyane Wade an item? And what's the deal with Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey? And why did this Kelly Brook break up with Billy Zane?
It looks like one of America's best-looking comedic couples is going to add a third. No, Amy Poehler and Will Arnett are not bringing in a third partner (that we know of). They're having a baby. Good times? Yes. Weird household? Affirmative.