Did you know that Parker Posey was dating Keanu Reeves? We didn't either. Pretty sweet. There was a rumor that they had a baby on the way. Also sweet. But it's probably not true. Sour? Nah, they've got time.
Alyson Hannigan is a lot of things. One of them is not a fan of smokers. Evidently, she has to kiss TV husband Jason Segel (How I Met Your Mother) and does not care of his bad breath. Duly noted.
We missed a few juicy bits of gossip this week, sorry we're only human. Jay Mohr's got a new show about a divorced guy and wants to give divorce advice. Portia Di Rossi changed her name. Brangelina may be on the rocks but probably isn't (aren't?). Anne Hathaway didn't narc out whatshisface and is moving in with her folks and much much more.
Sweet deal. Jon Favreau, Vince Vaughn, and Jason Bateman are signed up for a movie called Couples Retreat. How can this possibly be bad? Let's not dwell on that. Also in Rom-Com news, Jason Biggs, Kate Hudson, and Dane Cook star in My Best Friend's Girl this weekend. The movie is named after a song by The Cars and was not screened for critics. Also, Boston celebrates Dane Cook Day. The world is falling apart.
Alex Rodriguez just got his divorce settlement taken care of. At one point, he wanted wife Cynthia Rodriguez to stick to the terms of their prenup. She was not into that. The details as to who got what haven't been released yet. On the bright side for A-Rod, he just passed a career milestone: 35 homers in 12 different season. Good job! And he doesn't have to worry about the brutal New York fans in this year's playoffs. Note: the Yankees will not be in this year's playoffs.
Actor Brad Pitt would like all people to be able to get married. And he's put his own marriage on hold until that happens. Sound like he doesn't want to get married? Wrongeroo, he's donated money so that California's Proposition 8 (the ban) gets shot down. Money + mouth = marriage for Brad and Angelina?
Wow. Russell Brand is approaching critical mass, sweet. After hosting the VMAs, this dude is sort of all over the place. And he's decided to not waste one moment, he decided to drop his girlf because there are too many beautiful women out there to spend the remaining moments of his youth and fame with just one. That may or may not be a verbatim quote from his character in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Leonardo DiCaprio and girlfriend Bar Rafaeli have more ups and downs than a see-saw. According to Rush & Molloy, the 2 could be broken up. Or they may have reconciled. Or they may have never broken up just had scheduling conflicts. Or they may be broken up and just hanging out as friends or as part of a commitment they made before they split (or didn't). Shnikees.
Movie star Eva Mendes claims to have done the deed in all 50 states. Pretty impressive. Who's even been to all 50 states or can name them? This would make for a great blog.
Megan Fox appeared in GQ this month and wore a bikini. She also had some choice things to say about Disney's policy on teen stars. She wore a bikini. And she also mentioned an affair she had with a Russian stripper. Ho hum.