Brad and Angelina just had a baby. Yay! But Billy Bob Thornton is lurking out there somewhere. And he claims that he and Jolie are looking for another project to work on. This may not end too well.
A Manhattan judge has upheld the prenup between Tricia Walsh-Smith and Phillip Smith. You may remember Walsh-Smith as the nutty broad that used the video platform YouTube to air her grievances. It did not work out as well as she would have liked.
Whoa. Stop the presses. Is Nelly dating Joss Stone? A record producer once accused her of trading intimacy for "tracks." So only time will tell if they are dating and if poor Nelly is being used for his "tracks." We think it's a win-win deal, really.
OK. Are the Afflecks expecting? Who is Justin Long dating now? Can a football player have his pic on a gay dating site? And guess which beautiful Mexican actress would prefer not to be married to a certain fashion industrialist?
Should we have expected this? Kevin Federline is getting full custody of the ninos and Britney's getting supervised visits. Odd indeed. The good news is that we haven't heard much Britney craziness lately, so this could be temporary.
We bumped into a few celebrity odds and ends that didn't merit their own posts. One or more of them strain credulity. Is Alyssa Milano off baseball players? The Who's The Boss starlet has decided to stop dating baseball players according to the Houston Post Chronicle. Is Mena Suvari engaged? FemaleFirst is reporting that she's engaged to a handsome music producer who is not very tall named Simone Sestito. Is Seth McFarlane bf-gf with Amanda Bynes? Film.com's The Evil Beet reports that McFarlane seemed smitten by the 22-year old Bynes.
A-Rod is not having an easy go of it lately. The Yankee star has all this weird relationship stuff going on and, evidently, threw a lame party on Monday night. Meanwhile, other New York baseball players had a great time at their own parties that night. What else can Alex Rodriguez do to make us love him?
Like the Cider House, it looks like the Witherspoon House has some rules. And Jake Gyllenhaal is going to have to change his awesomeness in order to accommodate these new statutes. Is he up to the task? Or does this freebird need to fly?
Finally, someone is asking the voters the tough questions. Which candidate would you rather kiss? Overwhelmingly Match.com users would rather pucker up with Barack Obama than John McCain. The 1,433 readers, per Reuters, rated Obama higher than McCain by a 77 to 23 ratio. The article goes on to mention that the poll was not scientific, which in this case probably means that the users had to practice kissing their hands rather than stand-ins for the Senators.
Oh, the young turks are talkin' nuptials. Per Harper's Bazaar via People, Jessica Biel thinks that marriage would be pretty neato. And while she and my man Justin Timberlake reportedly don't have anything in the works, she says she's looking forward to the prospect one day. And motherhood. And 'having it all.' And all that entails. Time will tell if all that fun goes down. It would be sort of the ideal situation. JT makes enough money that Jessica Biel could sign onto passion projects and treat acting as more of a hobby than a job.