It was a big week and we didn't catch everything. It looks like Sarah McLachlan and Mischa Barton have some relationship problems. Kirsten Dunst and Justin Long aren't really dating. Tara Reid ain't engaged. And did John have a thing for Paul?
Remember back in the late 90s when that Pamela Anderson-Tommy Lee sex tape was all the buzz? It probably was the first time that someone realized that it actually helps a career. But it's something that you eventually have to sugar-foot around as you explain it to your kids.
It was World War II and everyone was pitching in as best they could. Some people flew fighters and some helped ensure the war effort was fully supported. Sometimes you wrote propaganda and sometimes you got intel the old fashioned way, sleeping with the ally. Roald Dahl did all of the above. And you thought he just wrote children's tales.
Balthazar Getty may be heir to a sweet fortune but it looks like that will be a while off, thus his wife will probably not be looking for a divorce any time soon. Meanwhile, who do you blame for an affair: the married man or the woman?
Yo! Lindsay Lohan has been through a lot lately. She had a career flameout, rehab, a crazy family of coattail hangers, and a new girlf. We have a feeling that things are really set to start humming for the former childhood star with babies and marriage being mentioned.
A young woman has chosen to finance her education by selling her body. What's new? This time around, though, she's doing it with the help of Howard Stern, the Bunny Ranch, and is willing to certify her prior chastity.
Kylie Minogue has hit a rough patch in her love life. Because of that rough patch, she's thinking about switching teams. Or so she says. It's probably just the random thoughts of a woman exasperated by the modern dating scene. Or she digs chicks.
George Clooney is a lot of things: actor, handsome, political activist, director, producer, good-looking, but 1 thing he is not is into children. That's A) according to his best homey Brad Pitt and; B) empirical evidence.
Ugh. Evidently, the Verne Troyer sex tape has made it to the public. The tape features Troyer and ex-girlf Ranae Shrider doing stuff including a near accidental bathtub drowning. Rumor has it that Troyer had approval of the tape hitting the public space but he said he didn't OK it. Hmm.
Jamie Lynn Spears had some news. Lance Armstrong is luke warm on sex, sometimes. The McGreevey divorce has one last hurdle. And Michael Buble is ready to croon for love.