Shayne Lamas and Matt Grant left The Bachelor season finale walking on sunshine and engaged. A few months later, neither was the case. They'd broken up, maybe over infidelity, and Llamas still has the engagement ring. Grant would sort of like it back. Who's in the right?
It's been a slow week in old tabloid land. So, we heard that John Mayer may want to get engaged at some point. We also heard that Jake Gyllenhaal may be ready for kids. Yawn. We wonder what Jennifer Aniston and Reese Witherspoon think about these rumors.
Luther Campbell of 2 Live Crew infamy was married a few weeks ago. It's hard to reconcile this dude from his 1990's past. Weird stuff.
Alex Rodriguez responded to his wife's divorce petition. Normal stuff, really. He wants to the terms of their prenup and thinks that an infidelity, real or perceived, is "impertinent."
It looks like Rhys Ifans is finally back to his old self. The Sienna Miller breakup and heart-stomping is in the rear view mirror. And to prove it, he hung with Rod Stewart's daughter at a night club. Boo yah.
All righty then, it looks like Casey Aldridge and Jamie Lynn Spears are going to make honest somethings out of one another. But there are some weird laws in Mississippi that they should be fully aware of.
Damn, that was fast. Lance Armstrong and Kate Hudson appear to have split ways. The breakup comes only a few months after they started dating. We wonder what old Owen Wilson thinks about all this.
Wow. LifeStyles brand condoms wants Miley Cyrus as their celebrity spokesman. Evidently, she's not into it. But it does raise some questions about who should be using condoms, when condom technology is going to get over that 'actually feels good' hurdle, and when can you go without?
Well then, Mario Bello. Bello has decided to say forget it to her old pledge to never get married. Hmm. A little magazine bases an entire issue on her decision to remain a spinster and then she just pitches it away less than a year later. Thanks. Thanks for nothing.
Donald Trump came out and said it. Dudes that are successful have more sex drive. The rest of the men of the world are contemplating what to do next: play more video games, start Katherine Heigl fansites, or just join a monastery and call it quits. This is a sad, sad day for the other 98%.