We missed some pretty inconsequential celebrity gossip today. Sorry, we don't want to fight about it. We just want to tell you the news about Chris Evans and Kristin Cavallari, T Pain, DJ AM and Mandy Moore, and Carol Alt and Ron Greschner. Where else are you going to get all this news at one glance with a side of Tracy Morgan?
Don't worry folks, Paris and Benji are still going strong. In case you actually believed the preposterous rumors that current beau Benji Madden of Good Charlotte was cheating on the heiress, you can take a deep breath and relax, because the power couple are quite sickeningly in love.
Charlie Sheen is a big fan of twins. This has many, many possible meanings. But right now he's a fan of the twins that new wife Brooke Mueller is bearing (likely also baring) for him. He's hoping for at least one boy. We're hoping for a combined 40 fingers and toes. Denise Richards is probably hoping for a flood.
Alyson Hanigan spouts off about pregnancy and how she thinks married life is the best thing ever. Ugh.
Anne Hathaway has a whole new bag owww! She might have a new guy. Her old guy, Raffaello Follieri, is heading to the pokey. And she's trading in those tired fish out of water princess movies for movies about drama in and around weddings. That's progress.
Kristin Wiig, of Saturday Night Live fame, is part of a new internet thing-a-majig called Strike.tv. The goal of the site is to take away the studio part of the equation and let creative-types maintain control of their ideas and earn advertising dollars themselves. Their first series stars Kristin Wiig and The Daily Show's Aasif Mandvi as half-a-world-away lovers and is called Global Warming.
It seems like the rumor mill is always working overtime for former-Friends star Jennifer Aniston. Is she back together with musician John Mayer …. Or isn't she? Is she pregnant with their love child…Or isn't she? Is she engaged….Or isn't she? The suspense alone is killing me. Could Jen's publicist -famous for denying rumors-turned-fact- be to blame? (Check out this list of his statements, graciously compiled by USWeekly in 2006. It's an oldie but a goody.) In August, we learned of Mayer's infamous breakup via text message (which is worse than a post-it, if you were wondering). September brought Aniston's affinity for afternoon cocktails and inevitable drunk dialing. The couple reportedly reconvened for a second stint just last week and unless Aniston's drunk words were indeed sober thoughts (and highly compelling thoughts, at that) we're guessing there is more to the story.
Rumor has it that Hollywood's sexiest bachelor is back on with on-again, off-again love, Krista Allen.
Rumor has it that Lindsay Lohan has a little crush on Gossip Girl's Chace Crawford.
Contrary to popular reports, mea culpa, Robert Rodriguez and Rose McGowan are not going to breakup. These 2 macabre sons of guns are going the other way with it: marriage. You heard that right, the kids stays in the picture and Rose McGowan gets a husband. No date has been released regarding their pending nuptials but just the thought that they could make it is exciting enough for us. Grindhouse was weird!