It's not easy being fifteen. Especially when you're a fifteen-year-old girl incapable of discretion and horribly-plagued by laughter incontinence. Specifically, our sympathies go out to Miley Cyrus. During an interview with Ellen DeGeneres on an episode of Ellen that airs tomorrow, the Hannah Montana star burst into laughter at the mention of alleged 20-year-old boyfriend Justin Gaston. "I giggle about everyone. I'm just a giggler in general." So says the hyena, but she's not yet off the hook. Miley neither confirmed nor denied dating Justin. If her behavior is any indicator of their "friendship" then we're guessing she's smitten.
The Muscles from Brussels is still alive and kicking it. Jean Claude Van Damme has a new film, JCVD, and the same old game. While being interviewed by NewsWeek's Sarah Ball he reminded us of why we all used to love him.
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Heidi Klum doesn't take her sexy marriage to Seal for granted.
Remember when Paris Hilton was like, sooo in love with Benji Madden? She yakked and yakked to the paps about their special bond and spit out a whole slew of mushy cliches, only in true Ms. Hilton fashion. Well, just scratch all of that. In fact, erase it from your memory, because Paris is now allegedly done with Benji and moving on with Stavros Niarchos. Name ring a bell? He's the Greek shipping heiress who Paris dated in 2006. The Superficial reports that the socialite and her ex were getting nice and cozy at a Miami nightclub over the weekend. "Bouncin' in the club where the heat is on, all night on the beach till the break of dawn. I'm goin' to Miami, welcome to Miami." Thank you, Will Smith for summing up Paris and Stavros' reconciliation. So before she was gettin' all jiggy wit it in the club, Hilton was attending the Victoria's Secret fashion show and so was the Greek. A source told The Sun, "Stavros looked thrilled to see Paris again and was spotted stroking her hair. They then looked deep in conversation." We can't wait to hear what Benji boy has to say about this.
Mindy McCready is fresh out of jail and ready to get famous again. She's got a new album scheduled as well as a reality TV show and a documentary. Despite all that she's been through, people only want to ask her about The Rocket Roger Clemens. She said some stuff went down on Inside Edition. He says they're just friends. We'll probably never ever know.
Charlie O'Connell (younger brother of Jerry O'Connell and frequent recipient of his largess) is giving it another try with girlfriend Sarah Brice. The pair met on reality show The Bachelor and had some fun. Now they're trying again and this time it's personal. It's like Sliders all over again. Also from The Bachelor, Mary Delgado spent another night in the pokey but still plans on marrying Bachelor Byron Velvick soon.
Word on the street is that Katy Perry's inspiration for "I Kissed A Girl" was Scarlett Johansson. This was news to the diminutive actress but she's flattered. While she's talking shop, she is incredibly protective of her relationship with Ryan Reynolds, so you'll have to buy the book to hear more about that one (assuming that one day there will be a book). And her odd relationships with Woody Allen and Lindsay Lohan.
Kelly Osbourne, 23, and her barely-legal boyfriend are engaged–at least according to Facebook, reports the UK's Daily Mail Online. That's right. Kelly's 18-year-old boyfriend, model Luke Worrall, confirmed rumors of the couple's hush-hush engagement by updating his Facebook status, to the delight and encouraging wall posts of friends and family, reports Celebitchy. Kelly and Luke recently moved in together, according to The Bosh and Kelly's been sporting a ring on her wedding finger since September, although the youngin's began dating–after a year of friendship–last May. There's no word yet on the length of their engagement although we'd expect a long one, considering the bridegroom is practically prepubescent. And since this news is hot off the Facebook News Feed, we have yet to hear whether Sharon and Ozzy approve. According to Now, Momma Osbourne met–and apparently liked–Luke, in July. As for Ozzy's reaction to his 23-year-old daughter marrying an 18-year-old: Papa, don't preach!
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