And now comes the post-election ennui. According to several sources, celebrity breakups a sprouting like pubescent chest hair. Marilyn Manson got dumped, Jaime Pressly needs a break and McAdams - Gosling are no more. We're sure they all have their reasons.
Hilary Duff's new video deemed too sexually explicit for television. Is her new adult relationship with a hot hockey star to blame?
American Idol master Simon Cowell has suffered a breakup from lady friend Terri Seymour. Rumor has it that she broke up with him via text message after he purchased a new home for her (it's like Clue!). Now he's off women, generally feeling sorry for himself and fishing for compliments. How the smug have fallen.
Racecar driver Lewis Hamilton has taken the world of Formula One by storm. And it looks like he may have taken the world of pop music by storm as well. Reports have him engaged to Pussycat Dolls frontgal Nicole Scherzinger. Someone, somewhere wishes their girlfriend was hot like someone. This is yet another in a long line of racecar drivers hooking up with female celebrities. So hold on loosely and don't let go, if you squeeze too tight, you're gonna lose control, NASCAR.
A friend of Barack Obama says the President-elect has grown closer to his wife during the 21-month campaign, according to an Us Weekly report confirmed by Obama’s sweet shout out to Michelle Obama during her husband’s post-election acceptance speech. “I would not be standing here tonight without the unyielding support of my best friend for the last 16 years, the rock of our family, the love of my life, the nation's next first lady,” he said. Aw! He shouldn’t have! Scratch that. He certainly should have! After all, Michelle did leave her $273,618 a-year bread-winning job as the Vice President at the University of Chicago Hospitals to stand by her husband. Like a rock, indeed!
Reports allege that Ivana Trump's husband hooked up with a model of Celebrity Survivor.
"It's getting hot in herrre" for rapper Nelly and his leading lady, singer Ashanti. And all we can say is that Mr. Country Grammar is one lucky dude because Ashanti claims, "I'm not always there when you call, but I'm always on time, and I gave you my all, so baby be mine." I guess her wish came true. Perez Hilton reports that the two are now actually admitting to having a relationship, despite being an on-again, off-again, or as we like to call it, "yo-yo" couple for almost five years now. Wondering why the two share such a strong bond? "Hey, must be the money!" JK. For him, it's probably the attraction--"good gracious, Ashanti's ass is bodacious!" For homegirl, Nelly is most likely a love she keeps "on running back to."
Justin Timberlake and Rihanna got together for the video for her song "Rehab." Word on the street is that the video was HOT. And Jessica Biel is not thrilled. In the mean time she's filmed a simulated sex scene for a film, Easy Virtue. Is what's good for the goose not always good for the gander? Are human emotions sometimes nonsensical? Where the hell is Chris Brown during all this?
The curse of The Bachelor/Bachelorette strikes again as DeAnna dumps her reality tv soulmate.
In an interview, Paris Hilton reveals that most of men she has dated are only in it for the sex. Or money. But mostly fame. Which is strange because she's dated a lot of people that are minor celebrities. Strange. And they've largely been heterosexual men (to our knowledge), so that's weird they've wanted to have sex with her. She says Benji Madden is cool. And the Windsor Princes are gentlemen. And Katie Price is a friend.