Comparing and contrasting the differences between Princess Diana and Kate Middleton.
So, there's going to be another royal baby! We can all calm down, though, because this one isn't important. The future king was already born, so this is just a regular baby. So we can all relax, even though none of us will because OMGZ BRITISH RICH PEOPLE! There will still absolutely be a bunch of people who get excited about this, because they love rich babies. I guess that's a thing to love. I mean, nothing against the baby, but it doesn't necessarily deserve the life it's about to be born into. It hasn't earned it at all. Get a job, baby!
So, we all know that Prince William is too cute to bear. This is a fact. He was adorable even before he became a proud papa. But now that he's got a little one? His aww-factor went up roughly 1547%.
Shocker! Miley Cyrus is in the news again. This time it's because she was photographed having a grand ole' time at the Alexander Wang after-party. There she was, with her boobies all out, pot-shaped earrings, making out with Alexander Wang. The life of the party, as usual.
The Big Bang Theory star Kaley Cuoco (the second-highest paid TV actress right now) and tennis flop Ryan Sweeting got engaged after only dating for three months. (This was after he'd moved in with her after they only dated for—wait for it—two days.) They married three months later, making their courtship a total of six months long, or short, as it were.
You know that wonderful girl who's dating a real jerk? The sort of guy who, if he was a wrestler, would be what's known as a heel (that's what wrestling fans call the bad guys)? Everybody hates this guy, but she keeps dating him. And you're like, Dude, why? You want to say something to her about it, but then you remember that you can't. You can't, because she's a famous actress or singer or model and you don't actually know her as a person.
Even though it hasn't been released yet, the sequel to next year's biggest accidental comedy is already starting to cast. Kendall Jenner is rumored to be up for a part in the 50 Shades of Grey sequel, because she's clearly a beacon of cinematic charisma and talent, just like her 42 sisters.
Last week Modern Family took home its fifth Emmy for Outstanding Comedy Series. That's five years of being the best comedy on TV, which let's face it, it totally is. Every single cast member on Modern Family is competely crucial to its success. We've spent five years with the actors and we don't really know too much about them.
The '90s are a thing again and we think it's time to exhume one of the biggest, best, Canadian tux-wearing romances of the era. That's right. We're talking Justin Timberlake and his ex, Britney Spears. The pop stars dated from 1999 through 2002. It's high time for a Justney resurgence, y'all. Justney V. 2014 could and should happen.
Joan Rivers didn't change my life by putting me on her show. Joan Rivers changed my life by seeing me, the way that teacher did when I was in kindergarten.