EDITOR'S NOTE: It's come to our attention that the Mike Myers' favorite little person, Verne Troyer, is not involved in any substantial way with a woman best described as a "reality show contestant," "Victoria Beckham impersonator," and "least talented person in Britain, based on a survey of Domino's Pizza customers." The Daily Star (one of Britain's tabloid bastions of getting-it-wrong-ery and topless photos) published a report that Verne Troyer was down (like 4 flat tyres, sure) with Chanelle Hayes, a contestant on Celebrity Big Brother UK. What we know about Chanelle Hayes; she is a self-styled recording artist, perfume entrepreneur, and "model" who is regularly featured naked on the cover of British lad magazines, wrestling other women who also happen to be naked.
90's singing sensation Lisa Loeb tied the knot this past weekend.
Nick Lachey didn't have anything overtly mean to say about Jessica Simpson's new curves. He really didn't have anything super nice to say either. Maybe some feelings are a little raw still. But he does appreciate the fact that current squeeze Vanessa Minnillo likes sports. Out with the old and in with the new.
Jonathan Rhys-Meyers does not consider himself very romantic.
Britney is reportedly concerned that Kevin Federline's new girlfriend is taking her place with the couple's children, Sean Preston and Jayden James.
Guy Ritchie has relented to give Madonna custody to keep his kids together.
Rumor has it that the First Lady might be expecting.
Anna Faris is engaged to Bride Wars actor Chris Pratt.
Ellen Barkin is reportedly getting a show on HBO about a middle-aged woman who's rediscovering her life after divorce from a rich jerk. And the character is now filthy rich. Weird how this divorce show doesn't seem anything like The First Wives Club or like Ellen Barkin's divorce from Ron Perelman. Hmm.
Looks like John Mayer has already moved on from Jennifer Aniston, having been spotted kissing a mysterious blonde.