Some members of the sports media are blaming Tony Romo's awful game on the presence of Jessica Simpson. Sure Simpson was there. And they appear to be an item, but it's a bit far-fetched.
Bullets dodged, crisis averted, all is well. After filing divorce from her husband of a few months, Pamela Anderson decided to try to make it work. She and husband Rick Salomon (or Paris Hilton sex tape fame) decided to give it another go. They got married after a brief courtship in between magic shows that Anderson was an assistant in. Best of luck.
French President Nicolas Sarkozy has recently been seen in the company of former Italian super model Carla Bruni. The two were photographed at EuroDisney over the weekend. Sarkozy recently announced a split with his wife Cecilia.
Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton have ushered a new person into this world. The couple has added a little girl to their family to go along with the 4-year old son they have. We wonder what kind of kooky, macabre mischief these two little ones will cook up.
A recent survey by a Connecticut area wealth management firm shows that most Americans would marry for money. The average net worth that someone would need is $1.5 million. Wow, when in doubt, whore it out.
Just when you thought it was safe to date again. A survey by Reuters has shown that 15% of people have been broken up with via text message. Sure, it's a bit cowardly, but it doesn't give the other person much of an opportunity to talk you out of it. This is something that Britney Spears is well aware of.
It looks like Greg Norman is all set to get back into marriage. He and girlfriend Chris Evert are engaged to be married. Let's hope that it goes better for the Shark this time around. Another awful divorce would probably limit his chances at a third marriage and would be what we call a 'double bogey.'
An at-home sex club in suburban Dallas has been shut down. The city of Duncanville decries that it is a public nuisance and has outlawed live sex acts. And the swingers are, um, swinging back. They're suing the city for something or other. The patron of the club claims that the vagueness of the law is an attempt to codify morality. Anyone ever notice that most of these things are frequented by older, sometimes less attractive folks? No one would have a problem with these orgies if it was a bunch of good-looking young go-getters. Not aging dudes with ponytails just trying to 'live the dream.'
A couple of anthropologists just discovered how pregnant women don't fall down. They lean backwards. And their lower backs have adapted to the clenching muscles by growing thicker. Men and monkey's have not developed this advantage. It's somehow comforting to know that pregnant women aren't suffering too much or defying physics.