Someone please cover the eyes, ears and mouths of America's 'tweens, for you are about to be deluged with an evil that should be neither seen, heard or spoke. Per Star Magazine (always terribly reliable), young (and really funny) Zac Efron has been told by "those who know things" that his best shot of transitioning from teen-playing star to regular old superstar is to call it quits with Vanessa Hudgens.
Exciting news swept Patriots nation this weekend, and it wasn't just the decision by the NFL to allow official team logo scratch-off lottery tickets that had New England fans giggling into their Memorial Day beers. Gisele Bündchen, wife of Patriots QB Tom Brady, is pregnant with the prettiest fetus EVER, RadarOnline reports. The couple has not confirmed the rumor.
Anyone tuning in for Season 5 was already alerted to the fact that Jon and Kate Gosselin have both been under intense scrutiny and pressure from the media regarding allegations of infidelity. What came to light was the pressure also put on the relationship by one another.
PopCrunch reports that Jennifer Love Hewitt is practically engaged to comedian Jamie Kennedy. The pair, who met while filming the CBS television series The Ghost Whisperer, plan to marry sometime this year.
While on tour in Europe, Beyoncé took some time out for a holiday to Barcelona with her hubby, Jay-Z. She also debuted her new single, "Ego," which sharp listeners might interpret as an ode to her husband's endowment. No, we're not kidding. Look at the lyrics, y'all: Why? Well, you got the key to my heart But you ain't gonna need it, I'd rather you open up my body And show me secrets, you didn't know was inside No need for me to lie It's too big, it's too wide It's too strong, it won't fit It's too much, it's too tough He talk like this 'cause he can back it up He got a big ego, such a huge ego I love his big ego, it's too much He walk like this 'cause he can back it up
Peter Andre and Katie Price's split was pretty tough on us. We hope they can get over it. If not we'd take any of these six celebrity couples reconciling from their breakup / divorce.
The latest, from our friends at Star really got us jumping up and down in the grocery store checkout line. The cover features Jen, looking over her shoulder as if she's just been caught doing something shamefully human, like buying toilet paper. A small inset picture of Angie, looking fierce and beautiful, is planted in Jen's perfect hair. And thrown on top of all this are the words "Exclusive: Angelina Catches Brad and Jen!"
There was a lot more being sold at Cannes this past Thursday night than movies, celebrity gossip, and red carpet photos of Angelina and Brad. Among the unexpected items for sale? Bill Clinton's saxophone, kisses from Robert Pattinson, and a striptease courtesy of Josh Hartnett. All part of the Foundation for AIDS Research (amFAR) auction to raise money and awareness for the foundation, these and other specialty items were sold for thousands, and in some cases, tens of thousands of dollars.
Sean Penn has filed papers to halt his divorce from his wife of thirteen years, Robin Wright Penn, People reports. This is the second time Sean has changed his mind about splitting from Robin. "It was an arrogant mistake," he said. Spicoli and Princess Buttercup, er, Sean and Robin, who have been together since 1991, separately initiated divorce proceedings in December 2007, but reconciled five months later, and she accompanied him to February's Oscar ceremony, where he received his second statuette, for the Harvey Milk biopic Milk.
Good news for Suri Cruise. Despite daddy Tom's wishes, it looks like it may be a little longer until Suri gets a sibling.