Ashley Tisdale and Jared Murillo have broken up.
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt will enter into holy matrimony—again—in two weeks, E! Online is reporting. Although the matching bleached villains of The Hills "eloped to Mexico" for an Us Weekly cover story in November, they say "This will be the real wedding," according to E!'s source. "It's being filmed as the season finale for The Hills."
The always reliable National Enquirer alleges that before her Senate run, Hillary Clinton was ready to divorce Bill Clinton. The specious tale goes that she had a laundry list of Clintonian dalliances including actresses Julie Bowen and Saffron Burrows. Too weird to be true is our guess. Entertaining nonetheless.
The Boss, Bruce Springsteen, has been implicated of infidelity by a man named Arthur Kelly. Mr. Kelly alleges that the king of New Jersey engaged in an affair with his wife Ann Kelly. The rocker denies any wrongdoing and maintains that he's been faithful to wife Patti Scialfa. We'll see what comes out on the other side of this tunnel of love.
Despite reports that they would start a family together soon, on-and-off couple Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are off again, In Touch magazine reports. The magazine's source says the two just couldn't agree on a commitment. "Owen wants to get married and he proposed to Kate soon after they got back together," the source said. "But she's not ready."
Forgive us for our skepticism, but after two broken engagements we don't take every word from the 21st century's Zsa Zsa Gabor* as gospel (unless it's "That's hot." Then we believe her). But Paris Hilton says she and boyfriend Doug Reinhardt have made the mature, adult decision to enter into a binding legal contract. E! Online reports that the glorious nuptials may happen as soon as this summer.
Celebrity Smack! reports from a source that The Sex and The City star and her film and Broadway husband are in the middle of divorce proceedings.
If Star magazine is to be believed, Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are happily rekindling their old romance, at least in the bedroom. Or more accurately, in the sex department. Because as it so happens, the bed is just one of many places where the two have been getting it on lately. Hotel suites, dressing rooms, even backstage…no location seems to be off limits now that the former couple is reportedly back on.
Jennifer Aniston has had too many dating ups and downs to recount them properly. But someone wants to help her: Patti Stranger. The yenta starring in Millionaire Matchmaker wants to help Jen get over the Brad Pitts and past the John Mayers. Sounds... humiliating.
Rosie O'Donnell is rumored to have flown into a rage over a kiss between her partner and a mutual friend.