Whoa. That was quick but not entirely unexpected. According to Access Hollywood, Kate Moss and Jamie Hince (from rock band The Kills) had a breakup. The 2 have been engaged since, we have no idea. We do know that Kate Moss is a touch fickle in her tastes (like Drew Barrymore). It's possible that they give something to super models that makes their behavior less that predictable. Sure, that thing is called the booger sugar but it still doesn't explain Naomi Campbell or Christie Brinkley's particular brands of kooky.
According to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, a recent country music festival in Colorado may have proven a too effective inhibition/ panty remover. The Country Jam (short for Country Music Jamboree, presumably) in Grand Junction appears to have proceeded a 400% increase in pregnancies per a low-income service for first time mothers. Wanda Scott, a health professional for Nurse-Family Partnership, was pretty surprised by the results. Country Jam headliners Tim McGraw, Clay Walker, and Sugarland were not available for comment.
And the saga continues. You may remember Lara Logan from her love triangle with married contractor Joe Burkett and Michael "The Australianest Man In Iraq" Ware. Now, Media Bistro is reporting that CBS's chief foreign correspondent is all kinds of pregnant. Logan's "how did this happen?" is a slightly more reasonable question that the typical affair-with-a-married-man cum love triangle cum love child. It turns out that she had an ectopic pregnancy a while back and was under the impression that she was barren. Ruh roh. We totally know what she means. Our mom was supposed to be unable to reproduce, so you call us accidents and we call ourselves miracles, like the Incredible Hulk.
Today's Post, from what we can gather, is largely about a baseball player named Alex Rodriguez and somewhat about a singer named Madonna. Rodriguez, or A-Rod, as he's known to the gossipmongers, baseball fans, friends, family, and public at large, is being divorced by a woman named Cynthia Rodriguez. She's alleging that this Madonna character bewitched this A-Rod with pop music and the Jewish mysticism known as Kabbalah; plus engaged him in "an affair of the heart."
Cripes-icord. We knew it was too good to be true. "I'm A Mac" and "I'm a goofball" are no longer dating one another. According to the Telegraph, the breakup was confirmed by Drew Barrymore's PR guy or something. Barrymore and Justin Long allegedly met on the set of He's Just Not That Into You. Bummer, shame on us for getting emotionally invested, we should have known better. We heard that Long went to see Amy Poehler's improv group on Sunday with Josh Duhamel. And Asssscat 3000 is not exactly a show that you'd want your guy going to alone without a ring. Things are going great and out of nowhere someone in the audience suggests, "Sex with Justin Long after the show," and pretty much better luck next life after a suggestion like that. We're a little surprised to see Duhamel out. We'll keep our antennas up for issues with him and the Duchess Fergie.
Nicole Kidman had her baby. That didn't seem like a very long pregnancy, did it? Congrats, Nicole and Keith Urban. But Angelina Jolie still has her babies on board. Yeah, what's the rush?
It was a slow weekend in the celebrity world; so the biggest stories are: Jason Biggs wants a big wedding, Brian Austin Green is single, samsies Megan Fox, and Bachelor Andrew Firestone is off the market.
Eesh. It looks like Yankee stud Alex Rodriguez is fixing to be single. His wife filed for divorce and the rumors about why are running rampant. A-Rod's trainer has indicated that some pretty crazy stuff has gone down.
Ooh boy. Heading into this 4th of July weekend there is not a lot of gossip. So let's check out this A-Rod/Madonna thing and see if any of it makes sense. Yeah, we're not buying any of it.
Well, the Christie Brinkley - Peter Cook divorce hit courts today. And this month-long case is going to be a doozy. So far, Cook has egg on his face but we're betting that no one is going to feel good about themselves (us included) when this thing closes in August. Mutually assured destruction.