Wow. LifeStyles brand condoms wants Miley Cyrus as their celebrity spokesman. Evidently, she's not into it. But it does raise some questions about who should be using condoms, when condom technology is going to get over that 'actually feels good' hurdle, and when can you go without?
Well then, Mario Bello. Bello has decided to say forget it to her old pledge to never get married. Hmm. A little magazine bases an entire issue on her decision to remain a spinster and then she just pitches it away less than a year later. Thanks. Thanks for nothing.
Donald Trump came out and said it. Dudes that are successful have more sex drive. The rest of the men of the world are contemplating what to do next: play more video games, start Katherine Heigl fansites, or just join a monastery and call it quits. This is a sad, sad day for the other 98%.
Jerry O'Connell continues to amaze us. First he was dating Rebecca Romijn, then he married her, and now he's impregnated her, with twins. Good work, dude. Everything he's done since 'Stand By Me' has led to this point. JOC is our newest hero.
Mariah Carey just wants to point out that her relationship is doing fine. No need to worry about her and Nick Cannon. Things are cool. Other people say she wants him to get a job or that he's spending too much money. But we're going to go with what she said so we can be surprised if things don't work.
Bad news for Justin Long. As we know, he and Drew Barrymore broke up and the fall out has been tough. In the last few days it's been revealed that she's still down with her ex (par for the course). And he's dropped out of a movie because he's "distraught." What they forget to mention is that he's a good-looking, clever guy and he's going to be just fine.
Holy cripes, can this be true? Star Magazine is reporting that Diddy is secretly engaged to Cassie. Cassie is the nom de plum of Cassandra Ventura a 22-year old R&B singer. We were always under the impression that the Kim Porter thing went south because Sean Combs wasn't really willing to commit. That's got to be a bummer, but it sort of makes this story a little unbelievable, so we went against all lazy columnist principals and found a second source.
Typically we don't do a lot from Perez Hilton. Drawing junk, jizz, and yayo on people's faces is fine in small doses, you know? Although that lie-detector thing about making out with John Mayer was pretty funny. Anywho, old P-Nasty (and the rest of the blogs) is reporting that the Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's recent additions were less than natural. An 'inside source' told Us Magazine that the couple used in vitro fertilization (IVF).
This is probably old news to most of you but it looks like Matthew Broderick married Sarah Jessica Parker (the leader of the Sex And The City quartet). Yeah, shocking. The 2 have been together since the fall of 1997. They even seem to have a kid. On top of that, Broderick was once engaged to his Ferris Bueller's Day Off co-star Jennifer Grey. She played his sister Jean (Shawna) which invokes our queasiness about post-film, off-screen incest. Next we're going to learn that he and Ed Rooney are old golfing buddies.
We missed a couple of big stories in the last couple of days: Did you know that residents of Lesbos are fed up with lesbians and took them to court? CNN wants to know if you've traded sex for favors. What's going on with John Edwards these days?