Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegen have spent their first night together since she did not, I repeat DID NOT come after him with a golf club last Thanksgiving.
There's always a lot of sex at the Olympics, and with the sex comes sex scandals. Let's take a look at this year’s scandals, shall we?
Jude Law has finally met his fourth child, the baby girl Sophia, born five months ago to the star's one-night-stand actress/model Samantha Burke, 24. Apparently the 37-year-old actor flew down to Miami to meet with his lawyers, hers and cast eyes upon his love child. Reports of the pilgrimage, which describe the actor as looking "harassed" when he finally touched down at the airport, reveal that Jude has finally moved on to the 5th level of accidental pregnancy grief: resigned acceptance.
An Alaska judge yesterday ordered 19-year-old Levi Johnston to pay Bristol Palin 14 months of back child support for their son, Tripp, as well as a regular monthly amount going forward.
Admit it ladies: You, too, have sung these lyrics with a particular gentleman in mind. You're so vain. You probably think this song is about you. You're so vain. I'll bet you think this song is about you. Don't you? Don't you? Ahhh... such poetic truth in those lines, the beauty of which always stemming from the fact it was a song for the "everywoman" about the "everyman" in her life. But now the gavotting, apricot-scarf-wearing man has been revealed: No. It is not actor Warren Beatty. Nor is it Mick Jagger or ex-husband James Taylor. In fact, it's not even a former lover of Ms. Simon at all, says Spinner.com.
While they may not have been able to control the actual man himself, the Tiger Woods camp has been known for fiercely protecting The Brand Tiger Woods and all the images and slogans that come with it. It comes as no surprise then that quick legal action was taken when they heard about PETA's plans to plaster his face on billboards along with the slogan, "Too much sex can be a bad thing."
Howard Stern has organized a beauty pageant for Tiger's ex-lovers. The winner of the March 10 event will receive a $100,000 prize. At least four mistresses will participate (Rachel Uchitel not among them), and rumor has it that Stern has crassly asked Elin Nordegren to act as a judge.
Seven-time medalist Apolo Anton Ohno, winner of Dancing With the Stars and all-around pretty young thing: Is he available?
Despite roles in films like Party Monster and Without a Paddle (::shakes head::), and an ongoing role as the voice of Chris Griffin on Family Guy, we'll always think of Seth Green fondly as the slightly doofus-y childhood-friend-turned-lover in Can't Hardly Wait. So when we heard the announcement of Green's engagement to model/actress Clare Grant, it made us want to pinch his cheeks and ruffle his hair and make a genuinely earnest toast to his future happiness.
You know, some girls should just keep a low profile. Twenty-nine-year-old model/single mom/notorious Bachelor contestant Rozlyn Papa has created quite a scene on this season's The Bachelor. Turns out before that, she created quite another scene...and a porn producer reports Papa is "definitely" the star of a just-leaked sex tape.