The Oscars started in a rough spot. Ryan Seacrest learned what a flogger is, Melanie Griffith and Dakota Johnson acted like a mom and daughter on the red carpet, and as much as we love everyone involved, an opening song is never as great as it seems like it would be. However, J.K. Simmons won for best supporting actor and from then on out, the show was quite literally perfect. Everyone has the best speeches and ABC finally gave up on trying to limit everyone because they deserve to thank people as long as they damn well please.
The 2015 Oscars are here and hosted by none other than Neil Patrick Harris, which means it's time to get drunk. Get out your beer and shot glasses because we have your 2015 Academy Awards strip drinking game.
Whenever a movie like 50 Shades Of Grey comes out, there's always a group of people who go to see the movie even though they claim that they didn't want to see it. Every time! These people always exist, and it's infuriating. These people all obviously just wanted to see the movie, but don't want to admit it.
I don't know anything about politics. I mean it. I don't know what a Democrat is. If somebody says they're a Democrat, they might as well make a word up, because all I hear is nonsense. Politics and politcal opinions mean nothing to me. That said, when the images of Vice President Joe Biden possibly massaging that guy's wife during a press conference starting trending, all I could have was an honest reaction. See, people that follow politics have to support their party. Democrats have to think something good about what Joe Biden does.
Jamie Dornan garnered a whole lot of criticism for his performance as Christian Grey in the 50 Shades Of Grey movie, which had an impressive $94 million opening weekend despite tepid (if not scathing) reviews and really dreadful source material. To be fair, basing Christian Grey on the books doesn't give Dornan much to work with, and it'd be difficult for anyone to make the clunky, idiotic dialogue EL James forced into the script sound natural or believable.
If you haven't been following the latest Blink 182 news (I don't know why you wouldn't be!), Tom Delonge recently gave an interview where he openly talked about his belief in aliens. While this isn't the first time that he's talked about this sort of stuff, this was probably the most honest he's ever been about his beliefs. It goes way beyond "Yeah, I believe in aliens."
Probably the best part about Twitter is that it gives famous people a place to say things to other famous people without having to put too much thought into it. This has led to fight after fight on the social network. Every single time, these fights have resulted in the same result, us being entertained.
Yes, we're still binge-watching Friends on Netflix and will be doing that until they take it away from us. Of course, we will just go back to watching the DVDs by then, but that's besides the point. We have watched Friends on re-run for a long time and while it really is the best show ever created, there are some major plot holes within the premise that we've noticed over the 10 years together. (Literally, they were around for 10 years and we've been watching re-runs for over 10 years now. Insane.)
Beyoncé is flawless (er, ***Flawless). That's pretty much a given. But Beyoncé is also human, so like the rest of us, when exposed to harsh lighting and heavy makeup, she looks slightly less than perfect, which is why people went absolutely batsh*t crazy when unretouched photos of Queen Bey surfaced from a 2013 L'Oréal ad. Here's the original commercial in which Beyoncé slays you with her beauty but assures you you're worth it, too: