In case you didn't feel worthless already, know that celebrities have individual body parts that are worth more money than you'll ever make in your life. Now that we've ripped off that Band-Aid, it's actually pretty intriguing once you find out which stars have insured which coveted parts — and for how much. Taylor Swift, the lithe, leggy dream that she is, recently was reported to have had her legs insured for $40 million because of the potential profits she'd lose if they were out of commission.
Idina Menzel let her signature brunette locks go. The Broadway-turned-Frozen star chopped and bleached her hair into a blonde bob, showing off the new 'do on Instagram, and, well ... not everyone is meant to look like Queen Elsa. The news comes just weeks after Kim Kardashian went blonde, and, that was pretty disastrous, too. When your only trademark aside from the size of your pooper is dark hair, going platinum is going to be a tough sell.
Have you seen Whiplash yet? How about The Spectacular Now or Divergent? If you haven't seen these yet, you clearly shouldn't be reading this article dedicated to the perfection that is Miles Teller because you are clearly not committed to the cause. We have been in love ever since Miles Teller danced his way into our lives in the reboot of Footloose. (Yes, we're aware Rabbit Hole was his first big role, but dancing into our lives sounded way better.)
Insurgent releases this Friday and we could not be more excited! The movie is about a dystopian society — you know how it goes ... genocide, war, government control, etc. What we really want to talk about is Theo James, who plays the leading male character, Four. Seriously, where did this man come from? Heaven? He is physically perfect and ever since being cast, we've been freaking out over him. Here, all the reasons you should be obsessing over Theo James, too:
In a recent interview, Jimmy Kimmel revealed that he had to have several surgeries on the most delicate part of his body. Apparently, his urethra had closed up, and it took more than one try to get it to open back up. (In all honesty, I'd rather not go into any detail because just talking about this sort of stuff makes me physically uncomfortable.)
Here's a fact about Kimmy Schmidt: She has been in New York for less time than I have and is already doing it way better than I am. It's kind of depressing really, but regardless, The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is a super fun show and you should be watching it. In case you still haven't binge-watched The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, here's what it's about: Kimmy Schmidt was kept in a bunker by Richard Wayne Gary Wayne for 15 years when she is finally discovered with three other women.
Remember when Frenchy accidentally dyed her hair hot pink in Grease and was ridiculed for being a "Beauty School Dropout" and had to go back to high school? If she did the same thing today, she'd be a goddamn legend. January Jones is the latest starlet to join the Pink Ladies, sharing her new 'do hue on Instagram this week. It's a good way for January Jones to make headlines since she doesn't have much actual work to promote since Mad Men is ending and her range is more wooden than most lumberyards.
Ever since she first popped up, I've had a bad feeling about Meghan Trainor. Her first single, "All About The Bass," was supposedly about embracing curvy girls with big butts, but there were a couple of problems with it. First, she called out skinny girls for being skinny, which is totally against the whole theme of acceptance. Second of all, Meghan Trainor isn't a big girl, so it seemed a little disingenuous.
On St. Patrick's Day, everyone will be embracing shamrocks, green beer, pots o’ gold and all things Irish. And while it's typical to think of the most Irish stars we know, like Bono, Colin Farrell, Jamie Dornan, Heather Graham and more, there's a whole slew of celebs with secret Irish roots. We’d love to share a pint of Guinness and a plate of corned beef and cabbage with these stars, who can wear a "Kiss Me, I’m Irish" T-shirt without lying. Cheers!
Kanye West was so proud of his wife, Kim Kardashian, that he took to Twitter today to fill everyone's feeds with nude photos of her. Of course, Kim Kardashian naked on the Internet is nothing new. It's sort of what she does. But it feels extra skeevy for K.K. to be sold out by her own husband, the father of her kid, doesn't it?