What would happen if men and women switched gender roles, so that men were the ones getting hit on in the bar and spending their Saturdays obsessively shopping, and women were the ones who had to pay cover, use cheesy pickup lines and leave the toilet seat up?
![How To Hit On A Guy [EXPERT]](http://images.tangomag.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/node-full/images/new20man.jpg "How To Hit On A Guy [EXPERT]")
Guys are sick of doing all the work! Seriously. They want you to approach them. (Well, according to my reasearch 95% of them do anyway.) The good news is, hitting on a guy is much easier than you think. Here's how to do it:
Maybe it has something to do with the fact that I finally watched the MTV trash hit Jersey Shore (like how I used "trash" instead of "smash"?), but I'm having a harder and harder time believing that you can find someone who would qualify as an "intellectual" in a bar or lounge or club scenario. Not everyone is interested in dating, chatting or fooling around with an "intellectual." Let's be clear, a smarty and an intellectual are not the same thing (no son los mismos cosas). A smart person is good at figuring things out and solving problems (if not getting in adventures). An intellectual is generally smart and knowledgeable (generally called book smarts*). And they're generally in the know about stuff like current events, literature, the arts and usually one specific area of science. Periodically, an intellectual, particularly the male of the species, can trend towards blowhardism.
Having a good conversation at a bar is like trying to solve a differential equation. There are so many variables: the atmosphere, the sound level, the person, not to mention the many no man's lands you can beach the conversation onto. It's no wonder that many of these interactions go bust. So while perfecting the casual, sexy bar chat is a fine science far too complicated to cover in just one blog post, we at Love Buzz can help get you started on the right track by answering the age-old question of, what went wrong with my conversation?
Want to know what it's like to date in the 21st century? Check out this animated video that accurately depicts flirting, sex and dating in the technology age.
Cast your vote for the best scene in your ’hood.
