You just had amazing sex. Celebrate with this refreshing detox water.
Forget the post-sex cigarette. This delicous detox water is the healthy way to get your after-sex ahhhhh. Packed with sensual, heart-shaped strawberries, infused with invigorating peppermint oil, a sip of this stuff is the perfect way to cool down once you've gotten hot, hot, hawt.
Just had bad sex? This water is for you, too. Wash that nasty taste out of your mouth, soothe your sallow heart, and remind yourself that next time will be better. Whether you just had awkward first-time sex, or long-overdue sheet rolling with your ball-n-chain, slug a bunch of strawberry hearts, and you'll remember really good sex can always be just a sip away.
Amazing Sex Detox Water
• 1 cup strawberries, hulled and halved
• 2 cups ice
• 3 cups water
• 3-5 drops food-safe peppermint essential oil
Mix all together in two mason jars. Twist on lids and store in fridge until you've got your sexy on. Once water is gone, feed the strawberries to your lover, and start the magic all over again.