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How To Apologize... From Jail

From jail, how does Timmy apologize to Alice and society at-large for his indiscretions?

Oh boy. Alice's retaliation to Timmy's moment of weakness has really landed him in hot water. It turns out that the government doesn't take kindly to communists. Now Timmy Gordon has to convince the community that he's not a threat and for alice to forgive him. Will a 1950s rap song do the trick?

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Should You Sell Your Ex's Stuff On eBay?

Should you forgive a suspected cheater or sell his stuff on eBay?

Alice has discovered that her boyfriend, the lovable Timmy Gordon, may've made a serious error in judgement using social media. Once dubbed the Electric Friendship Generator, Alice thinks Facebook is now the Going Steady Stopper. But if Timmy is legitimately contrite for his cheating should Alice give him another chance? If they don't reconcile should she sell his things online?

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Will "Drunk" Facebooking Wreck Your Relationship?

Timmy made an ill-advised status change and could be in for a world of hurt.

Oh boy. Timmy Gordon has been getting really into Facebook, the electric friendship generator. Unfortunately, he's developed a case of insomnia and is trying to cure it with Doze-e-tonic. Unfortunately, the combination of bad advice from Donny Watershed, grand-pappy's cough syrup, 3D glasses and the joy of Facebook has Timmy making some really bad online decisions.

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Can Twitter Advice Save Your Relationship?

Alice suspects Timmy of cheating and goes to Twitter for advice.

Uh oh, Alice is NOT pleased when she seen the late-night mayhem that Timmy has wreaked on Facebook, the Electric Friendship Generator. In fact, she thinks jejune Timmy may have done some work outside of their relationship (yep, suspected infidelity). Not sure what to do, she goes to Twitter to ask for some advice. Is crowd-sourcing relationship advice smart?

Timmy Gordon

How Much Porn Is Too Much?

Could clicking on the wrong link cause porn addiction?

Timmy Gordon is looking up an innocent science fiction film when he stumbles across a truly forbidden planet: computer porn. As a generally upstanding and genial fella, Timmy is shocked, then curious and then very interested. But Timmy feels a little guilty and doesn't want his new main squeeze Alice to find out but he thinks he could be developing a porn addicition. And it could ruin his relationship.

Alice Johnson

Your Dog Could Be Sabotaging Your Relationship

Alice has a new pet, will Timmy be jealous?

Alice Johnson is in love with a boy named Timmy Gordon. And she really want so give him a surprise: introduce a third party into their lives! But it's not what you think, Alice wants to start getting ready for a family by having a puppy. Will Timmy feel neglected because ofAlice's new best friend?

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How Should A Guy Handle Temptation?

The chance to cheat has Timmy's head reeling.

Timmy Gordon is over-the-moon about Alice and they're officially going steady. However, his buddy Donny Watershed thinks all guys should have a lady on the backburner but Timmy is a one-gal kinda fella. Unfortunately, a real brassy broad doesn't give a fish's feet about Timmy's one-dame policy.

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The iPhone Taught Me To Kiss

Can a smart phone make you a better kisser?

Things are going swell for Alice and Timmy but they're going on date number three and Alice is a little nervous about the third date rule. Timmy has been a perfect gentleman up until now but Alice is hoping for some kissing action but she's not sure if she's a good kisser. So, she's downloaded an app for her myPhone to teach her how to kiss.

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When Autocorrect Makes Your Texts Too Sexy

Should texting be a big part of your relationship?

Timmy Gordon has just started the texting phase of his budding courtship of one sweet Alice Johnson. Unfortunately, Timmy is as tongue-tied in text as he is in person. What should he tell Alice to get her motor revving? What happens when autocorrect has Alice inadvertently sending Timmy a message that gets his motor revving?

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First Dates For Dummies

Are elegant lady magazines the best place for Alice to get first date advice?

Alice is going on her first date with Timmy and she's as nervous as a model airplane enthusiast in a airplane full of enthusiastic models. What should she talk about? Where should they go? What should she do at the end of the date? She checks in with a few lady magazines for some tips and tricks for mastering her first date.

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How YouTube Can Help You Get Some Action

How can Timmy make a good first impression?

Timmy Gordon gets really nervous when he meets a gal for the first time and thinks he always ruins his first impression. Timmy, ever the optimist, decides to do something about it by taking a hint from his favorite YouTube personalities.