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Are there really some zodiac signs that are more dangerous than others? Maybe so.
By Emily Ratay — Written on Nov 01, 2017
When I think of the most dangerous zodiac signs, I think of two categories: the signs that make breaking the rules look fun and maybe even a little intriguing, and the signs that you should definitely stay away from when they suggest doing something not exactly kosher— like stealing a car. Or trespassing on unfamiliar property or robbing a bank.
You get the point.
What I mean to say is that whether you’re just a bad girl or downright dangerous, astrology can tell you why you should be feared. But don’t let this go to your head. You don’t want to be the person others talk about when you leave the room because you’re too scared to have a conversation with.
You want to be the person who others call bad ass and a legend because you did something no one else was brave enough to do. And no, I’m not condoning any crime sprees here.
I’m just saying that being a little bad does make a person a little more interesting. I mean, what’s the point of being dangerous if you can’t have a few awesome, semi-true rumors following you around, right? Right.
But all of that aside, there are still dangerous star signs out there who are intent on being bad — and not because they want to seem cooler than other signs.
Just take this mysterious zodiac sign ranking that the FBI apparently created. There is a rumor that the FBI made a list of the zodiac signs most likely to commit a crime, which, in my book, is pretty close to which zodiac signs are the most dangerous.
Of course, SNOPES claims that the infamous FBI Most Dangerous Zodiac Sign List was false, but c'mon! If it was true, would they tell us? Probably not. They are the FBI, and everything they do is top secret.
If you’re committing a crime, you’re probably not all that worried about being called a good girl, right? I’m just sayin’. You're certainly not expecting your daily horoscope to call you out, either.
And as for getting caught, not everyone is perfect. You can be drawn to crime or be crazy dangerous, but that doesn’t mean you’re able to sneak around like a cat (or a Cancer) and never get caught.
This list from the FBI is just meant to share which signs are more likely to commit a crime — whether that means they’re serial killers, carjackers, hackers, or anything like that.
These dangerous signs also have similar traits, even if they aren’t all dangerous for the same reasons, like deception, sneaking, and stubbornness. Perhaps some individuals are born into a life of crime rather than made to become criminals as a result of circumstances.
So when you think about what you know about the signs and their horoscopes, it might already be easy to tell which ones are the most dangerous of the bunch – I know it is for me.
But if you already have a hunch or if you need to confirm that the FBI really does know their stuff about astrology, keep reading to find out which zodiac signs are the most dangerous.
ARIES (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
Aries is always looking for opportunities in life and an opportunity to be dangerous definitely counts. She’s sometimes impulsive and always a bad ass, and fully believes that rules are made to be broken. Don’t believe me? Just watch. Aries is always testing the rules to see how far she can get without getting in trouble.
Of course, her impulsivity and semi-rudeness mean that she isn’t going to run and hide if she DOES get caught. She looks for a fight when she knows that she’s doing something controversial, so even if there are consequences to her dangerous behavior, she won’t back down. Crazy? Maybe. But isn’t that what we love most about Aries?
TAURUS (Apr 20 - May 20)
Taurus may be a bit clumsy (which means she might get caught doing something bad more often than not), but that doesn’t stop her from being one of the most dangerous signs there is. Are you surprised? You shouldn't be. Taurus isn’t known as the bull in astrology for nothing and that stubbornness of hers only means she keeps going until she gets what she wants.
And when Taurus wants something, there’s no one in the world who can stop her from having it. She’s possessive and greedy, and if anyone or anything gives her trouble, she isn’t afraid to get physical. Taurus is also a huge fan of taking the easy way out, no matter what the situation is. And if the easy way means stealing a car or trespassing, then that’s just how it is. I would sleep with one eye open around her — if I were you.
CANCER (June 21 - July 22)
It probably shocks just about everyone to know that Cancer is the most dangerous zodiac sign, but this claim is made with good reason. Cancer is super sneaky; like, sneakier than you would imagine, but remember that underestimating her only makes it easier for her to keep up with her life of danger and crime. Plus, when people don’t expect her to be much of anything, that’s when she strikes.
She often has a clouded view of reality (meaning it is common for her to believe that nothing really matters in the grand scheme of things) and she tends to feel invisible. So much so that she uses this unassuming guard as a way to get into trouble. Cancer is known to lie and deceive others, but to also go with her instincts… even if her instinct is to cheat or steal.
VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
Virgo might trick you with her “holier than thou” attitude, but don’t let that fool you — she still brags when she talks about her moral standard. She might be considered repressed and picky when it comes to loosening up and having fun, but that doesn’t mean she’s an angel in the least. In fact, people often forget that as a planner and a thinker, everything Virgo does is deliberate – even crime.
What makes Virgo so dangerous is that she’s most likely to be associated with any activity that could be described as “pre-meditated.” Nothing is spontaneous about her, which means when she does do something dangerous, you can bet that she’s been thinking about it for a long time. Why should that scare you? Because if she’s patient enough to let a plan stew until she’s ready to unleash it, she’s capable of pretty much anything.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 - Dec 19)
No question here, Sagittarius deserves to be on this list. As someone who values freedom above all else, rules just aren’t her thing. More specifically, she hates being controlled. So much so that she’ll break any and all rules if she feels like they are hindering her plans. Repeat after me: You can’t stop Sagittarius from doing her own thing. EVER.
What makes her different from other signs who aren’t fans of the rules is that she always takes direct action; it’s not just all talk with Sagittarius. All she sees is the big picture, not any of the details. So, if she wants a new pair of shoes, but has no way to pay for it, she’s definitely going to steal them and to hell with the consequences. She’s a dangerous woman and she will rebel against the rules when given the chance.
CAPRICORN (Dec 20 - Jan 19)
For someone with as convoluted a personality as Capricorn, you’d think she’d be higher on this list, but that doesn’t matter. What matters is that Capricorn is totally dangerous… and don’t you forget it. Appearances are important to her, which means that she’s always subconsciously looking for validation and acceptance. And when mixed with the wrong company, she can turn into a little troublemaker.
In additional to being vain, Capricorn is also arrogant. This means that she isn’t always convinced that the rules apply to her – and everyone, really – so she’ll do illegal and off-the-wall things just because she can. Of course, there is some carelessness and lack of creativity when it comes to her dangerous behavior, which means you just might get pinched if you hang out with her when she’s being bad.
Emily Ratay is a full-time writer living in Pittsburgh. She's passionate about the environment and feminism, and knows that anything is possible in the right pair of shoes. She plans on writing a book in the future.
