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Twisted!
By Amanda Chatel — Written on Oct 31, 2017
If we’re to be completely honest, there’s nothing better than a good dirty joke — that is, if it’s delivered well. While some people might frown upon someone with a sick enough sense of humor to drop a dirty joke in polite company, others might actually see it as a gift — because it is.
So, if you’re wondering why it is that people recoil whenever you make what you think is a perfectly awesome and appropriate funny, it might just be that you’re sick AF and so is your sense of humor. And even your horoscope can't indicate how disturbing you are.
It also probably means you were born under one of these five zodiac signs. Lucky you.
Here are the zodiac signs with a sick sense of humor and bring a whole lot of "OMG" to a conversation.
1. SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21)
Of all the zodiac signs, Scorpio is the one most prone to violence and probably the most likely to be a serial killer. Those two facts alone lead to only one conclusion: Scorpio is sick AF, especially in their sense of humor. You know, because jokes about serial killer Ted Bundy are so funny!
2. LIBRA (September 23 to October 22)
Libra may love harmony and beauty, but being one of the most sarcastic of the zodiac signs, Libra will resort to a sick joke in almost every situation. Feeling awkward? Time for a sick joke. Feeling nervous? Time for a sick joke. Just found out their BFF is having twins? Totally time for a sick joke.
There’s no limit to the sick sense of humor that can be found in Libra, so much so that if you’re friends with one, you might find yourself giving other friends a heads up before they meet the Libra in your life.
3. GEMINI (May 21 – June 20)
Gemini is a lot of things: fun, adaptable, artistic, and, yes, SICK. While there’s nothing wrong with having a sick sense of humor, as long as the environment and crowd call for it, Gemini isn’t really aware that their humor is so dark and disturbing, leading to not just alienating people, but insulting them, too.
4. CANCER (June 21 – July 22)
Although less vocal when it comes to expressing their dark and somewhat repulsive sense of humor, Cancer really isn’t that far behind Gemini on the totem pole. When you’re as imaginative as Cancer, it’s hard to keep your mind from straying into dark corners and coming up with things that are more than a bit disturbing.
The only thing that keeps Cancer from claiming the top spot on this list is the fact that they tend to keep this aspect of their sense of humor to themselves.
5. VIRGO (August 23 – September 22)
Oh, look at me! I’m Virgo! I’m so innocent and sweet and shy! Yeah, right. As they always say, when it comes to people who are either effed up or border on being effed up, “it’s always the quiet ones.” The same can definitely be said for Virgo who, if you get them alone, will blow your mind with their sick sense of humor.
Amanda Chatel is a writer who divides her time between NYC and Paris. She's a regular contributor to Bustle and Glamour, with bylines at Harper's Bazaar, The Atlantic, Forbes, Livingly, Mic, The Bolde, Huffington Post and others. Follow her on Twitter, Facebook, or her website.