Sexy Catch Phrases That Describe Each Zodiac Sign

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These sure are hot.

It most certainly isn’t fair to whittle down the zodiac signs' sex mottos into simple phrases that describe our sexual nature, but being fair isn’t the point. Each sign of the zodiac comes with some very specific stereotypical traits that often tell some very revealing truths about who we really are. Even our horoscopes say so.

Now, of course, we all know that within each one of us, we’re all very capable of being wonderful, giving human beings; that said, we also know ourselves as fairly monstrous at times.

 

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So, if we’re even going to come close to the idea of fairness, then we have to open to the idea that most of us are selfish bastards, even when we are well intended. The truth is, if we don’t laugh at ourselves, then we have no life. Laughing at ourselves is a way of taking things lightly, and it’s all too common to take ourselves so seriously that we lose sight of the humor of our ways.

Sexually, we would all like to think of ourselves as either the best or the worst. We like to indulge in thoughts of being an Olympian in the sack, or the pity-party sexual failure of the entire astrological line-up. In all honesty, the person who makes fun of their selves publicly is usually the one who reads as more attractive, as they don’t have that whole “I’m the best” pretense banner above their heads.

 

Check out the TED Talk below for an in-depth look at how to express your sexuality, even if it comes in the form of a sexy catchphrase:

 

Arrogance has its glamor; people buy what they are sold, generally. But there’s comic gold in the so-called “sad sack” who claims he or she’s too fugly to get any action. Either way, astrology does play a role in how we represent ourselves sexually to the world, whether we’re having fun with it or taking it way too seriously.

Here are the zodiac signs' sex mottos if they could be wrapped up in one or two stupid “sexy” phrases.

 

 

ARIES (March 21 - April 19)

"I’m the only game in town, baby."

 

Read: The 13 Brutal Truths About Loving An Aries, As Written By One

 

TAURUS (April 20 - May 20)

"Takes a lickin’ and keeps on kickin’ (in your face)."

 

Read: The 5 Brutal Truths About Loving A Taurus, As Written By One

 

GEMINI (May 21 - June 20)

"You and me, now that’s a threesome I can get into."

 

Read: The 13 Brutal Truths About Loving A Gemini, As Written By One

 

CANCER (June 21 - July 22)

"Who’s up for hot yoga and steamy, spicy chai, I mean... sex?"

 

Read: The 5 Brutal Truths About Loving A Cancer, As Written By One

 

LEO (July 23 - August 22)

"Because I said so."

 

Read: 6 Brutal Truths About Loving A Leo, As Written By One

 

VIRGO (August 23 - September 22)

"You are dead to me, now do something worthwhile, putz."

 

Read: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Virgo (As Written By A Virgo)

 

LIBRA (September 23 - October 22)

"Pay no attention to my video camera, it’s all good."

 

Read: 11 Brutal Truths About Loving A Libra, As Written By One

 

SCORPIO (October 23 - November 21)

"What? You don’t like emotional torment? Prude."

 

Read: 14 Brutal Truths About Loving A Scorpio, As Written By One

 

SAGITTARIUS (November 22 - December 21)

"Ooh, shiny!"

 

Read: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Sagittarius, As Written By One

 

CAPRICORN (December 22 - January 19)

"Have I told you lately how much I hate you?"

 

Read: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Capricorn, As Written By One

 

AQUARIUS (January 20 - February 18)

"I loved having sex... with your spouse."

 

Read: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving An Aquarius, As Written By One

 

PISCES (February 19 - March 20)

"Please don’t leave me, I promise I’ll make it worth your while..."

 

Read: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Pisces, As Written By One

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