Zodiac Signs Who Are The MOST Flaky And Unreliable

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Flakiness. What does this mean? What does being a flake mean and what is flaky behavior? And can your horoscope predict how flaky you are on certain days?

In a way, being a flake is akin to being somewhat irresponsible, unpredictable (in a bad way) or simply a little cray-cray. A flake will change their mind at the last moment when everything going on depends on their decision; flaky people are unreliable.

Say, for instance, you are getting together with friends. You’ve all got a goal — it could be a night out or a get-together at a musical event, or perhaps just the planning of a surprise party and each person involved plays a part. Like, Person A brings the cake, Person B brings the tickets, and Person C arranges the transportation.

The situation is built to go off without a hitch, as everyone has agreed to play their part and do their share. Then, that one person who agreed to come through with their share of the goods not only doesn’t show up, they don’t even call until way after the event is over.

 

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Their explanation: “Oh! I completely forgot. Can we do it tomorrow?” They are completely oblivious to the idea that they had a responsibility to carry through, this person simply flaked out on those who depended on them.

In a relationship, people get flaky all the time, and some more than others, depending on how prone to flakiness their zodiac sign is. Ever walk into a situation with your romantic partner, thinking you’re doing a nice thing for them, only to be greeted with a sourpuss attitude and the silent treatment? And just as you think the day is now ruined, they suddenly spring up, wrap their arms around you and hug and kiss you madly? That’s a flake for you.

They set you up for feelings of insecurity with their actions by making themselves seem somewhat untrustworthy by behaving poorly at one moment, and then, later on, acting as if nothing ever happened. That’s flaky behavior.

So, who are flakiest zodiac signs and how do you rank according to the Flaky Richter Scale?

 

ARIES (March 21 - April 19)

Massive flake. Total number 10. You are the worst. Let’s face it, you flake out on people all the time and you walk away like you’ve done nothing wrong. You probably expect an explanation from them as to why they got so sensitive about your actions.

 

Read: The 13 Brutal Truths About Loving An Aries, As Written By One

 

TAURUS (April 20 - May 20)

When you flake out, you feel guilty after, so your flake-o-meter ranks you a 5 for flakiness. You’d like to be even flakier, but your natural sense of fairness won’t let you. You've got a conscience, unlike some other super flakes.

 

Read: The 5 Brutal Truths About Loving A Taurus, As Written By One

 

GEMINI (May 21 - June 20)

You don’t mean to be a flake; in fact, it goes against everything you believe in. But that’s why your particular brand of flakiness is so high level, as you rank up there in the flake zone. You’re a number 9. You don’t mean it, but you do the flakiest things. You want to be responsible, but you simply get… distracted.

 

Read: The 13 Brutal Truths About Loving A Gemini, As Written By One

 

CANCER (June 21 - July 22)

Riding the scales at 6, you’re a little flakier than one might expect. You mean well, and you do come through. In fact, you’re the organizer, the one who gets things together initially. The only problem is, in friendships, you bail without a word’s notice, and that can make your friends think you’re a true flake.

 

Read: The 5 Brutal Truths About Loving A Cancer, As Written By One

 

LEO (July 23 - August 22)

On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re an 11, making you one of the flakiest zodiac signs. Yeah, but you probably know this already. You beat Aries in flakiness because you’re so bad. You just think you’re better than everyone else, and if your mood takes you to a place where you leave everyone behind to tend to your whims — even when they expected you to come through — who cares? Your flakiness is exceptional. You win, no matter what they want.

 

Read: 6 Brutal Truths About Loving A Leo, As Written By One

 

VIRGO (August 23 - September 22)

Non-flake. You rank a number 2. Very responsible, very reliable. The only problem is, you’re miserable and hard to be around. Maybe you should take some flake lessons just so people can find you fun as opposed to a constant drag.

 

Read: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Virgo (As Written By A Virgo)

 

LIBRA (September 23 - October 22)

You may be a built-in lunatic, but you’ve got that insane sense of responsibility and you avoid flakes and flaky behavior like the plague. You rank a cool number 4 on the flake-o-meter. And why so high? Because even though you’re not really flaky, you’re seriously eccentric, and that makes people read you as having flake potential.

 

Read: 11 Brutal Truths About Loving A Libra, As Written By One

 

SCORPIO (October 23 - November 21)

Big time flake. While you may roll in at a steamy number 8 on the flake-o-meter, you do it with the idea that it’s your world and you don’t actually care to take responsibility for things that upset others. How they perceive your flakiness is inconsequential to you; let them deal with it.

 

Read: 14 Brutal Truths About Loving A Scorpio, As Written By One

 

SAGITTARIUS (November 22 - December 21)

Pretty high up there in terms of flake-ability. You’re a number 9 flake and this is due to the fact that it’s part of your personality to be pre-occupied to a fault. You mean well, and you like to think of yourself as stable and directed, but when it comes to coming through for others, you’re the first one to bail.

 

Read: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Sagittarius, As Written By One

 

CAPRICORN (December 22 - January 19)

Quite possibly the most non-flaky of the signs, so let’s give you a number 1. You’restand-up up guy or gal, Capricorn. Your sense of responsibility is outstanding. You’ve learned to take your mania out in other things, which is why even though you’re not flaky, you’re obsessive and goal-oriented. You’re the freak who has ‘em all fooled.

 

Read: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Capricorn, As Written By One

 

AQUARIUS (January 20 - February 18)

Definitely an equal opportunity flake. Ranking a well balanced 5 on the flake-o-meter, you come through when absolutely needed. On the other hand, if you are involved in something you really don’t want to do, you’ll excuse yourself rather impulsively, never to be seen again.

 

Read: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving An Aquarius, As Written By One

 

PISCES (February 19 - March 20)

Let’s just put it this way: if you had the guts to be a flake, that’s all you’d be. You fantasize about leaving it all behind and just running off with the circus, but your number 2 ranking on the flake-o-meter won’t have you doing anything but what’s expected of you. You’re a flake fantasist, but not a flake yourself.

 

Read: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Pisces, As Written By One

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