Astrological Kissing Guide: How Each Zodiac Sign Kisses And Makes Out

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Zodiac kissing secrets revealed!

Let’s face it: even the staunchest of non-believers in horoscopes and astrology find themselves searching whether Aries and Leo make a good love match at some or the other point in their lives. So, whether you are a believer or just a surreptitious, non-believing searcher, why not unwind with a little bit of fun?

Once you find out how each zodiac sign kisses, you'll know what to expect with regards to that first kiss (or any subsequent others).

A little bit of a disclaimer for this light-hearted zodiac sign guide, though. I would rather you start reading it with an enthusiastic fit of giggles and end on some light-hearted girlfriend to girlfriend gossip, rather than go into any serious compare and contrast debates or discussions. This is, after all, just for fun!

ARIES (March 21 - April 19)

Aries kisses, just like their personalities, are a force of heat and enthusiasm. They dive right in, and they really go quite deep, irrespective of whether it is your first kissing encounter or whether you two have had preliminary match practice. If you were expecting a docile kiss, just because he knows it is your first one, you really should have had another thought coming. An Aries is never docile, least of all in kissing.

This fire sign’s lustful kiss is one that is really recommended for kissing beginners, for when you start well, you have good measurement parameters for the future! Oh, and your Aries first kiss should definitely also teach you what to do with your hands while you are kissing.

Unfortunately, though, in line with their quick and heated, supernova-like starts, you can expect swift and equally efficient cool-downs. So while you stand there huffing and puffing for breath, your guy has swiftly moved on to getting into his jazzy car and speeding off to meet his best buddy for an evening beer.

So if you are expecting your Aries kiss tonight, you might want to brace yourself with a wall behind you before you get on with this energetic, passionate and lustful lip lock. Try not to keep it for too late in the evening; it might have you tossing and turning at night too.

Read: The 13 Brutal Truths About Loving An Aries, As Written By One

TAURUS (April 20 - May 20)

Yes, I know, we are still talking about kisses, but kissing, smooching and other such terms seemed somewhat crass and inadequate to describe the Taurean brand of kisses. Taurus sure knows what a kiss should be like and takes a pleasurable go at explaining this to the other mere mortals of the zodiac.

A Taurus lip lock is fine-tuned, seductive and infinitely intimate. Not only are the kissing sequences deliberate and soulfully expressed, but you could easily find yourself drowning in their never-ending abyss. You might even emerge out in another era, a little dazed and confused and with a heart that is still a little aflutter.

One could say that Taurus belongs to the long lost era of real and honest romances, the courtship one and not the "let’s tumble into bed and let’s see where that leads us" one. So, if you are a sucker for romance and really, which girl isn’t, Taurus sure knows how to show a girl the moon and the stars, with a single lingering kiss.

If you want a Taurus to kiss you tonight, you might want to get on some exquisite fragrance that lingers (that is sure to draw him a little closer) and maybe even put on a Victorian mole (right above your lip) using your black eyeliner. Now that is sure to get his eyes right where you want them to be!

Read: The 5 Brutal Truths About Loving A Taurus, As Written By One

GEMINI (May 21 - June 20)

Gemini kisses are teasing and entertaining even when they are soulfully meaningful and even when they are casual fun. Gemini kisses are like no other in the zodiac, for they are intellectually stimulating along with being gently arousing. Their kisses are often preceded with teasing banter and there is a lot of talking and giggles despues de los besos (quite possibly even in a foreign language, for Gemini is truly that intellectual).

Because you want to know how each zodiac sign kisses, you should be aware that there is just no other sign in the zodiac that can bring back the charm of your first kiss or of the kiss you were dying in anticipation of in your high school, even when you have left those days long behind. Gemini can recreate that same charm and heart flutter with its super-casual build up, super-teasing banter and super-coy smiles. There might even be some juvenile texting and playful phone calls; stay up and alert for the Gemini always is.

You may or may not notice this, but if it is his first kiss too, he is probably just as nervous about it as you are. In that case, you may have to work at putting him at ease rather than springing up a kiss that he is not ready for. The normally confident Gemini guy will take his time but waiting is a reasonable requirement if you want a perfect kiss that is neither sloppy nor excessively wet. Perfection often requires patience and persistence, no?

Read: The 13 Brutal Truths About Loving A Gemini, As Written By One

CANCER (June 21 - July 22)

Cancer kisses can bring the warmth of the home hearth right to wherever you are, in your car, at the beach or even in a crowded metro. Cancer kisses are like a warm, heartfelt embrace that draw you into a happily ever after style fairy tale.

One can say that Cancer kisses are fantastic paradoxes that can draw you in with magnetic ease. Ever tried to define something that is coy yet cozy, aloof yet engrossing, tender yet playful and deep and sensual yet casual and flirty? Yup, that’s a Cancer kiss for you.

The paradoxes never end and if you choose not to analyze the liplock too much, you will definitely find yourself dreaming of white picket fences and homemade apple pies every single time you emerge from one of them. Cancer kisses transcend you to an unreal world where everything’s well-oiled and peachy (at least till the next low tide).

Now just tell me, who’d not get seduced by that? Especially when it is coupled with Cancer’s high emotional quotient and easy sensuality.

Read: The 5 Brutal Truths About Loving A Cancer, As Written By One

LEO (July 23 - August 22)

Oh yes, while we are still talking of kisses, no act of Leo’s can be classified as anything other than a show on the world’s stage. Even in something so personal and intimate, you will always find Leo putting his best foot forward and trust me, any show is bound to be impressive when that happens.

Leo kisses are always described in animalistic adjectives such as wild, uninhibited and feral. Yes, you can expect the cats to do just about anything unpredictable. On the one hand you may be pounced upon, grabbed, tackled or even stalked on impulse and the kiss would be 100 percent worth it; or you may be romanced, courted, pampered or even spoilt with careful planning and the kiss would still be 100 percent worth it.

If you have any vampire fantasies leftover from a certain Edward Cullen, this is where you can satiate them. A Leo kiss is never complete without strategic biting, playful nipping and calculated clawing at erogenous zones. There may even be sound effects that can shame even the most brilliant acoustics.

To let you in on a secret, Leo kisses are never spontaneous even when they seem to be. Yes, Leo can certainly give in to an impulse and give you an impromptu kiss but in their heads, it is definitely a final and live take. The performance has been rehearsed and perfected in their heads long before it was performed in reality.

The cast, the light, the dialogue and the act have all been set to perfection in Leo’s head before the actual performance. How else would the admiration-craving Leo get his well-deserved applause, unless his kiss was truly perfect, no?

Read: 6 Brutal Truths About Loving A Leo, As Written By One

VIRGO (August 23 - September 22)

With a Virgo, their expectations of your kiss might just have to come before your expectations of theirs. As perfectionists of the best kind, Virgos know what the best is and they definitely know that they deserve it. So, to put it frankly, you can encounter several little hiccups when planning your kiss. For instance, don’t be too sloppy, or too wet, or too fast, or too slow, or too hasty, or not hungry enough, or use too much tongue, or use too little, so on and so forth.

If you are thinking that a Virgo kiss is not worth all the trouble then, you might want to know this. Even the earthiest of Virgo kisses have the ability to teleport your romance into something unreal, for Virgo kisses are imaginative, dreamy and almost as near perfect as kisses can really be. To top it, they are totally heartfelt.

A Virgo’s kiss is quite possibly the only truly selfless one from the zodiac. Your Virgo guy is possibly the only guy who will put your needs and feelings above his own when it comes to kisses where the heart is truly involved.

Now, I for one wouldn’t mind all the trouble of ensuring that a kiss is not too sloppy and wet, if I were to have the guarantee that my partner wasn’t faking it and would be just as involved as I would be, not to mention give me and my feelings equal if not more importance than his own. A Virgo kiss is one with just that guarantee!

Read: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Virgo (As Written By A Virgo)

LIBRA (September 23 - October 22)

Libra was made for romance and romance certainly drips from every single action they take. Libra kisses draw you in and make you feel like their world revolves around you. If that thought itself isn’t seductive enough already, hear this. Each Libra kiss is bound to make you feel like your happily ever after is closer than you think.

Yes, Libra kisses are full of romantic glitter. You will feel like you are in a play where a knight in shining armor is ardently wooing you. The fantasy doesn’t end there, either; chances are, even if you have had a Libra partner since forever, you will never forget your first kiss. Because each kiss after the first, even many, many years later, will have the same passion, romance, and ardor that it had then if real love is truly involved.

Libra is also a generous kisser. He is not the one to shy away after a small peck on the lips. He is the one that will linger that little bit longer and push you along on a ride that involves tongues, hands and every bit of your heart and soul. Better brush your teeth sparkling white and slap on some cologne because if you are a hopeless romantic, this is one you do not want to miss.

Read: 11 Brutal Truths About Loving A Libra, As Written By One

SCORPIO (October 23 - November 21)

When a Scorpio kisses, he leaves a permanent mark on the psyche of the kissed, somewhat like a hot iron branding. You will feel the kiss right down to your soul. Scorpio kisses are deep and sensual. They also last long, often with both parties losing track of time and place.

Scorpio kisses are those that can take place anywhere, in any place setting and at any time, even when least expected. You can also encounter some serious creativity in these kisses. Um, if you had any such fancies, the upside down kiss of Spiderman is totally doable here.

Even the most casual of Scorpio kisses is an explosion of sorts, an explosion of emotions. If you were dating an outwardly calm Scorpio, you’d wonder how that seemingly harmless goodbye kiss with your seemingly harmless lad heat up so fast right on your doorstep. You will never quite look at him the same way again.

Then there is always that certain caveat associated with all Scorpio endeavors of the romantic kind. Stay alert and in full consciousness of your facilities even while you are drugged by the kiss, lest you forget that it was supposed to be just a kiss and end up with your guy on a strange bed or end up with a strange guy on a familiar bed.

Read: 14 Brutal Truths About Loving A Scorpio, As Written By One

SAGITTARIUS (November 22 - December 21)

The eternally friendly Sagittarius will never think twice about giving you a friendly kiss here and there, spontaneously and sporadically. But in order for you love birds to truly get into a romantic lip lock, you are going to have to work a little bit harder.

Sagittarius kisses are like miniature explosions, unpredictable and often accompanied with a lot of drama. There will be laughs and tears, jokes and tickles, even some flirting and playing. The kisses will always be fun too, and they will more often than not leave you wanting more and more.

The trick for getting your more and more is to let the Sag know that you are indispensable in their lives, who else will they want to go cycling, hiking, trekking and swimming with, who else would they want to joke with and who else will hang on to their each word when they narrate their adventure tales. Once you’re there, your kisses will last you a lifetime, for romance with an enthusiastic Sag will never be monotonous, boring and dry, even in the worst of your crises times.

Read: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Sagittarius, As Written By One

CAPRICORN (December 22 - January 19)

You know what they say about things that take time, right? The things that make you wait for them often taste infinitely sweeter when you finally get them. It’s the same with Capricorn. Capricorn is certainly not the most forthright romancer in the zodiac and neither are they the most outwardly loving, pampering types. But when all the fun and frolic is really over, it is the Capricorn's love that comes closest to the real, lasting kind.

So, when a Capricorn kisses, you can expect a little reserve, a little tight-lipped awkwardness and possibly a certain lack of spontaneous passion. You might have to talk yourself past it because when the conditions are right and the setting is adequately private (in the Capricorn’s opinion), you will notice a shift in the tectonic plates of his passion.

Capricorn kisses (when he really wants to kiss and when he is not forced into one in awkward situations and surroundings) is full of passionate feeling, style and class. Yes, even the most non-romantic Capricorn knows how to woo his girl in style, and style and class is a fluidly natural expression with Capricorns.

So while your best friend is regaling you with tales of her elevator lip lock, you might want to hide that secret smile that reminds you of the plush leather back seat of an expensive limo, that fantastically aged pinot noir and your Capricorn in his fantastic tux (oh yes, he does go the whole nine yards when he really wishes to).

Read: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Capricorn, As Written By One

AQUARIUS (January 20 - February 18)

Aquarians are not just unusual and uncommon in their manners and ways, but they are also the same in their romantic endeavors. They will often be the ones with the quirkiest take on romance, so one can only imagine the level of ingenuity their kisses may contain. Though there are no scientific barometers to easily predict when that can happen, but when an Aquarius does get into the groove, their kisses can be absolutely breath-taking — quite literally actually, you may have to push him away just to suck in some air!

Aquarius kisses have some surprise moves too, kind of like those that Jennifer Aniston teaches her fake son in We're The Millers. See, now you get it. Expect the unexpected with this one, especially with the tongue sequences, and be ready to blush if you are a newbie. Even the most platonic of starts can lead you into deeper, unexplored depths of a kiss that sweeps you both unexpectedly off your feet.

One tip, if you want to get your Aquarius guy in the mood, is to do something totally unexpected, out of the ordinary, extra terrestrial or just plain genius and that should practically get him drooling. Not an easy feat, I assure you.

Read: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving An Aquarius, As Written By One

PISCES (February 19 - March 20)

If you want to be kissed thoroughly up, down, right, left and center, I’d wager that Pisces is your best bet. They will leave no stone unturned when they give you one of their "lasting for what feels like forever" kisses and you may quite literally feel like Sleeping Beauty roused from decades of slumber.

And while they are at it, they also ensure that you are into it one hundred percent of the way. Their fervor will leave you panting and dreaming, oh dreaming all right, of Never Never Land and the happily ever afters.It takes just one kiss from the Pisces for you to leave the land of the real and slip into their land of the "dreamy and fantastical." That is the power of one Pisces kiss.

While the Pisces will clearly make love to your lips, it does not stop there. You can expect neat little, damp pecks on your nose, cheeks and areas of nearby vicinity. If your kiss has been the result of an emotional high, you can also expect it to be a little wetter than normal. Oh, but what a kiss it will be. You might be tempted to kiss and tell, or just plain brag or shout it from the rooftops!

There is one and only one way to get a Pisces kiss and that is to make the Pisces care very deeply for you. You never know, once you do that, you might be in for a long lasting romance that will stand the tests of time and life.

Read: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Pisces, As Written By One