8 INGENIOUS Sex Toys That Make Blowjobs Soooo Much Easier

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They don't call it a job for nothing!

Blowjobs are super-fun. It's a great way to show your man you care about his pleasure (and a fabulous way to get more head yourself). Yet, they don’t call it a job for no reason.

You know the scene: You’re giving your man a BJ, he's taking a century and a half to get off, and you just want to get to the main attraction: the sex. You start thinking about a deadline you have at work, what you’re going to have for dinner, and just generally are over this whole thing.

But you want to stay down there because he’s REALLY enjoying it and you love him. Plus, he gives you amazing cunnilingus and he deserves this blowjob, right? Ugh. The things we do for love, amirite?!

Let’s be real here: blowjobs are exhausting and can cause some seriously unpleasant jaw pain. Oral sex is critical to a healthy sex life. You deserve head and your partner deserves head. Everyone deserves some head. It’s the stuff that makes life worth living. Well, that might be dramatic, but still.

To make it easier, more fun, and even a little kinky, why not add sex toys to the mix? Here are 8 sex toys that mimic blowjobs to make things much easier. Enjoy! And happy head giving, my darlings!

1. Adam & Eve Helmet Hugger Masturbation Sleeve

A sleeve is made of elastomer and is all the rage for handjobs, blowjobs, and self-love. It’s gained popularity over the last few months, and for good reason. Masturbation sleeves are awesome for blowjobs because they give you all the hand power, with none of the carpal tunnel. Get one without a top for the head of the penis so you can use your mouth. Lube up and go!

2. Tongue Star Pleasure Vibe

Vibrating tongue rings are essentially cock rings for your mouth. The sensation is not for every person giving a blowjob. It does feel tickly for some. But if you like it, it can be an amazing addition to your regular suck and lick routine. Your boyfriend or husband will absolutely love it. 

3. Fin Attachable Finger Vibrator

When you’re giving a blowjob, it’s important to give the balls some love. Unfortunately, coordinating your mouth with your hand can be a little trying. Enter, the finger vibe. Usually used for intercourse and clitoral stimulation, it’s also a great addition to blowjobs. Try one that easily attaches to your hand with comfort and ease. It slides onto your fingers and stays put.

4. Twiggy Massage Ring

Just as the balls deserve some love, so does the perineum. This hot spot is located between the anus and the scrotum and is packed full of nerve endings. Knead it with a stylish and affordable massage ring for extra pressure. It will serve up an extremely pleasurable blowjob.

5. Goodhead Tingle Drops Flavored Lube

Though this technically isn't one of the sex toys that mimic blowjobs, if you aren’t that into the taste of skin, get yourself some flavored lube. It turns your partner’s penis into a lollipop of sorts. There are so many different flavors to choose from. I like “Mystic Mint,” but the options are literally limitless.

Just remember, do not have sex after using flavored lube without first rinsing your partner off. Flavored lube can throw off the pH in your vagina and cause a yeast infection. That’s no fun for anyone.

6. Laid Raindrop Cock Ring

For a blowjob that not only has vibrations, hand action, AND suction, try a cock ring. You place the vibrating ring at the base of the penis. It restricts a little blood flow for longer erections and the pulsations are truly wild. Leave the cock ring in place and use your hand and mouth to simultaneously stimulate the penis. It’s a hell storm of epic proportions.

If you want to give head as foreplay, leave the cock ring on before climbing on top for a truly wild, clitorally stimulating ride.

7. Little Flirt Butt Plug

Now, not everyone is going to be down for this, so be sure you ask beforehand. A butt plug may seem like a strange addition to a blowjob, but they can actually be extremely pleasurable. Your man’s prostate is his male G-spot. It is located just inside the anus. If you pop a small butt plug in there, he's getting total penis stimulation while also having his hottest button touched. Trust me, there is nothing quite like a prostate orgasm.

8. A&E Deep Throat Desensitizing Spray

If you have a sensitive gag reflex but have dreams of being a deep throat princess, get yourself some desensitizing spray. It reminds me of those sore throat sprays our moms gave us when we were sick as kids... only, you know, sexier. It definitely doesn’t make your throat completely numb, but it helps. And don’t worry, it doesn’t last that long so no need to freak out over the notion of a perma-numb throat.

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