The 21 BEST Dad Jokes And Funny Memes For Father's Day To Share With Hilarious Dads

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The 21 Best Memes & Tweets Of 'Dad Jokes' For Father's Day To Show Him Your Love
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All the sighs ...

I'm certainly not a dad, but I do have one, and for better or for worse, I seem to have irrevocably inherited his sense of humor.

In other words, I am a mom who cannot stop myself from telling a good joke when one comes to mind (no matter how much I internally beg my own mouth to stop), and this happens on a far more frequent basis than I would like to admit.

That feeling of self-dread has only gotten worse since I happened across this particular meme a few years back.

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Because now, of course, the very moment those super "punny" words leave my lips, I instantly imagine myself growing that snortling, chortling face over my own.

My own father, however, never seems quite as proud of me — his one and only daughter — than when I involuntarily make a mockery of all that is right with humanity by sharing one of these kooky one-or-two-liners while he is present.

So, what else is a girl to do with Father's Day just around the corner but offer the man who helped give her life with the things he loves most in the world? So ...

 

For both my dad and yours, here are the 21 BEST Father's day memes and funny dad jokes tweets out there today:

 

1. Ooooh, sure, Dad. I see what you did there. *sighs*

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"French food ... gives me the crepes!"

 

2. The ALL-TIME Classic

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"Dad, I'm Hungry."
"Hi Hungry, I'm Dad."

 

3. And I'd like to wipe this from my mind ...

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"A dry erase board? That's remarkable!"

 

4. Welp, that makes sense.

"Why did Kylo win the race?
Because Kylo Ran!"

 

5. I think I know what she might be hiding from.

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"Darth Vader's rarely photographed wife — Ella. Ella Vader."

 

6. No species of animal is safe from the curse of the dad jokes.

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"What language does a stomach speak? ... Hungarian!"

 

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7. Pretty sneaky, Dad. *sighs again*

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"The Tides ... have turned."

 

8. I did not know that, Dad.

"How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!!"

 

9. HA! (Cries inside from the pain in my brain ...)

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"What's Forrest Gump's password? 1Forrest1."

 

10. Ohhhh ... As in the NUMBER two. Ahhhh ... (Owwwww....)

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"Why can't bicycles stand on their own? They are two tired."

 

11. Can't argue with you there, Dad.

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"What's something that's red and bad for your teeth? A brick."

 

12. You sure that wasn't thrown on purpose?

"Standing in the park, I was wondering why a Frisbee gets larger the closer it gets. Then it hit me."

 

13. Wait, does my father actually want me to freeze?

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"If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually around 90 degrees."

 

14. Something certainly smells around here ...

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"What's blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint."

 

15. No, Dad. I did not hear about that. *sighs even more deeply...*

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"Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They each got six months."

 

16. Yes. I do believe that "bull" is appropriate here.

"What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer."

 

Related: 20 Hilariously Sarcastic 'This Could Be Us' Memes Everyone Can Relate To

 

17. Oh my gosh, Dad, that was SO funny! (When I was 3 years old.)

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"How does a train eat? It goes chew, chew."

 

18. Good one, Pop. *has minor aneurysm trying to stop eyes from rolling too hard*

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"What do call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time."

 

19. (Me to me: OMG. So embarrassing.) Me to my Dad: That's hysterical!

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"Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? The food is great, but there's just no atmosphere."

 

20. Yes. Yes, I AM in pain, Dad. *all the sighs ever*

"What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y."

 

21. No, really, Dad. STOP.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the ugly guy's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
STOP.
It's the chicken ..."

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