Delivery Man Caught Having Sex With A Mailbox (Yes, Really!)

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Man Who Had Sex With A Mailbox May Identify With A Sexual Orientation Known As 'Objectum Sexuality'
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When this guy delivers a package, he REALLY delivers a package ...

By Anka Radakovich

Talk about loving your job a little too much. An Irish postman was caught having sex with a customer’s mailbox.

According to The Belfast Telegraph, a postal customer "observed a 'puddle' on the floor just inside the front door of the house." Suspicious, he installed a CCTV camera above the door to catch the suspected “mailbox masturbator.” The resulting footage revealed a Parcelforce van pull up alongside the house, along with an answer to the confounding mystery.

The delivery man walked to the front door of the home, slid his “postmaster general” into the mailbox, and began rubbing it against the opening.

The article reveals that “On a second occasion a few days later the man noticed the camera as he was carrying out the sex act.”

The offender was later identified as 52-year-old David Camblin who pleaded guilty to three counts of damaging a door and floor over a six-month period. When police interviewed Camblin, he could offer no explanation other than to describe the act as “spontaneous."

 

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The judge ordered the mailbox offender to pay £500 ($650) in compensation, placed him on 12 months’ probation and ordered him to do 100 hours of community service.

In the past few years, newspapers have reported people getting it on with bikes, public sculptures, picnic tables, park benches, a cardboard cut-out of a Rite Aid sunglasses model, and a gumball machine.

Objectophilia — or “objectum sexuality” — is a sexual orientation (sometimes mislabeled a sexual fetish or paraphilia) focused on a romantic and sexual attraction to inanimate objects rather than to human beings.

In the case of the picnic table, Art Price Jr. of Bellevue, OH, was videotaped by his neighbor as he banged the hole where the umbrella goes — on at least four separate occasions.

In the case of the park bench, 41-year-old Li Xing's penis became stuck when he attempted to go to town on one of the holes in the metal bench.

The fire dept had to take him — and a large chunk of the bench — to the ER. Doctors stated that had been remained stuck for one more hour his penis would have had to have been amputated.

Then there are those cases in which objectum sexuals fall deeply in love and form committed relationships with the literal objects of their desire.

A woman named Amanda Whittaker told The Daily Mail that the Statue of Liberty, "Is my long-distance lover and I am blown away by how stunning she is. Other people might be shocked to think I can have romantic feelings for an object, but I am not the same as them.”

Three weeks later Reighner Deleighnie declared her love for a short marble statue of Adonis who she named “Hans."

And Erika Eiffel, who was born as Eija-Riitta Eklöf and adopted her new name after her 2007 “marriage” to the Eiffel Tower, founded Objectum Sexuality Internationale, an educational site for people who identify as objectum-sexuals or have an interest in researching the subject further.

In 2008, she was featured in a documentary called Married To The Eiffel Tower.

Our only advice on this particular topic is to think twice about having sex with anything in public.

Someone could be filming it, and you, too, could end up in a YouTube video forever going to town with a picnic bench.

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