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Just when you thought Westeros couldn't get any kinkier.
By Kiarra Sylvester — Written on May 24, 2017
Waiting for Game of Thrones to kick off its new season lets us know exactly what it feels like in Westeros waiting for winter to be over, and for everything to get back to feeling warm and wonderful again. Counting down the days until we get to see Game of Thrones again is difficult — but that doesn't mean it's the only thing we have to look forward to!
Things are heating up in the fight for the throne, but for some of the characters, things are always hot in other chambers of their home. And, to be honest, that’s one of the things I look forward to the most about GoT — the hot, steamy sex.
And it goes without saying: you do too! Not the treacherous rape sex, but the erotic, secret lovers sex that undoubtedly caught many viewers' eyes when they first began the show.
I mean, seriously, war, magic, prophecies, and medieval sex? That’s like an American TV viewer's ultimate fantasy. We've watched (and even read) the kinkiest hook-ups go down on Game of Thrones, and even witnessed some strange ones like Cersei and Jaime's weird brother-sister situation-ship.
Aside from all the actual coupling going on in the show, we preoccupy the other part of our time coupling couples on our own. Sansa and Jon? I definitely thought that was happening at the end season six. I mean, there's nothing I put past the show writers after all the family sex they like to put in the script — so why not?
And of course, there's Dany and Jorah. Tell me I'm not the only one still holding onto hope for them to get together? Sure, Jorah is a lot older, but the way he cares for her is adorable. There's still a dedicated fan base hoping that man one day escapes the friend zone — and Jorah himself is probably at the head of it!
In reality, Game of Thrones is just a medieval-style fantasy soap opera — everybody's doing everybody and then killing one another (and some characters just keep on coming back!). But, with all of the Game of Thrones fanfiction circulating, there’s no reason we have to wait until July 16th before we get to dive back into Westeros's erotic fantasy tales.
These 5 super sexy Game of Thrones adult fanfiction pieces will have you screaming "Mother of Dragons!" before too long:
1. "Margaery's Pet" Game of Thrones Adult Fanfiction
“It’s a c**k,” Margaery finished with glee in her voice. Running her fingers along the smooth lacquered length of the phallus, Margaery grinned at the look on Sansa’s face. “This was given to me by my grandmother. It’s been in the family for generations,” she explained as she slipped into a harness and attached the wooden c*** to her crotch.
“Countless Tyrell women have used it to pleasure themselves.”
2. "Taught" Game of Thrones Adult Fanfiction
Daenerys led with Doreah by her side.
"Of course, it's not just the Khal you need to please," Doreah muttered, her hand still trailing over Daenerys' skirts.
"Who else would I need to please?" she asked.
"Yourself," Doreah answered. "Like I said. Dothraki take their women like hounds take bitches. They do not always care that she experiences pleasure as long as they do."
"I don't understand," Daenerys answered honestly.
"You have to make sure you get pleasure. You have to pleasure yourself." Doreah took Daenerys' hand and placed it over her skirt, pressing down on her c***. Daenerys took in a sharp breath. "See?"
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3. "Seeking Peace" Game of Thrones Adult Fanfiction
Almost by accident, they became lovers during one of their massages. However, she still could see the queen was not any better. It wasn't until one time during their intimate encounters that Missandei had tied up Daenerys and took control that Missandei began to see some changes. It seemed the more that Daenerys submitted in the bedroom the more capable she was at handling her duties as queen. Missandei didn’t question it, as both women were getting something out of it.
Daenerys finally removed Missandei’s outfit, leaving her completely naked. Missandei stood confident despite being nude, especially as she saw the desire in the queen’s eyes. She turned back around and sauntered over to the bed, allowing the queen to watch Missandei generous curves sway as she walked over to the bed. She turned around back to Daenerys and sat on the edge of the bed.
“Strip off those clothes. Those are the clothes of a queen, not a wh*** like you. Once you do that, I want you to crawl on your hands and knees to me.”
“As you wish, my queen.” Daenerys removed her all her clothes till she stood in the middle of the chambers naked.
Missandei admired the body of Targaryen girl. Daenerys lowered herself to her hands and knees and began to crawl.
4. "The Winterfell Boys" Game of Thrones Adult Fanfiction
Both boys stood up. Theon was already shirtless. His chest was hairy, his nipples were hard.
...
Robb cast his leather cuirass aside. He was paler and more muscular than Theon. His nipples were brown, as was the hair surrounding them. He kicked off his boots and ripped off his belt. He slid out of his pants.
...
The boys were more than comfortable being naked in front of each other. They had known each other for their entire lives. They were basically brothers. And they both had big nice c**ks, so neither gave a sh**.
"Oh, by the drowned god that's good," Theon moaned.
"You should join us, Jon," Robb said.
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5. "Snow, Fire, and Ice" Game of Thrones Adult Fanfiction
"You're no longer bound, Young Crow. Make me." She challenged him as she slid the dress off one shoulder and then reached for the other. Jon sat frozen and staring, his hands flexed into fists, hard enough so that his nails dug into his palms. He wanted to grab her, but The Seven and the Old Gods both, not to stop her.
All her lascivious words from the trek when she had been his prisoner seemed to pound in his ears, heating his blood and fanning the growing flame of his ardor. His jaw dropped slackly when she pushed the dress down to her hips and she was naked from the waist up. Her breasts were smooth, high, round mounds, painted golden by the firelight, her cleavage a shadowy mystery while her dusky pink nipples, thick as the first joint of his thumb, but just a little shorter formed proud, skyward facing peaks.
His c*** throbbed against the confines of his breeches and the fire could not account for the sweat that seemed to be rolling off his blazing skin.