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Over it.
By Liza Walter — Written on Apr 26, 2017
Picture it!
You're on your way to work and some a**hole cuts you off and misses hitting you by a millimeter and it takes everything inside you not to slam your car right into theirs.
Or maybe you commute by train or bus, and it's late ... which means you will be late to work leaving you further behind in the pile of crap your vacationing co-worker left for you.
Then you finally get there.
The elevator is broken so you have to climb a god-awful amount of stairs and your Fitbit dies because it's not actually used to that kind of activity.
You make it to your desk.
Before your coat is even placed on the back of your chair, your supervisor is hanging over your cubicle.
"NO!" you scream internally, but on the outside, you are little miss Mary Sunshine because you need the job; especially after spending almost $10 a day on Unicorn Frappuccinos from Starbucks for a week.
You look at the clock and even though you feel like you've been there for 2 hours, it's only 9:30 a.m.
If you can just get to lunch at noon, then you know you'll be able to make the rest of the day, right?
But then that annoying guy from accounting keeps emailing you Donald Trump memes even after you've told him you're not into politics and hate the very mention of it.
"Stop being such a priss." He says, "I just wanted to lighten the mood before I ask for the report that was due two days ago that I still haven't received from you."
SHIT!
I think we can all agree we've had days like this, yes?
Perhaps we've even had weeks or months like this.
I know I have!
But have no fear!
I've compiled the best GIFs for each moment in your day when you just want to show that one person you don't give a f*ck!
1. A GIF for when your friend insists she's not getting back with her ex.
2. A GIF for when someone gives you unsolicited advice.
There's always going to be that one person that has something to say.
There's always going to be that one person you gives you the advice you didn't even ask for.
You sit there biting your tongue, listening to them go on about the Essential Oils that will cure your period pain and the incessant rage that comes with menstruation.
You really want to say, "Shut the f*ck up!" but you don't.
You're a classy bitch and classy bitches don't do that.
What do you do?
You do what you f*cking want, that's what you do!
3. A GIF for when you're stuck in a meeting that has absolutely nothing to do with your duties.
Your boss is super annoying, anyway.
But when it's a Monday and there's a surprise lunch meeting, your boss is just the. worst.
All you want to do is get back to your desk and eat the leftover fried rice you brought from home but no, you have to eat the mini salads and bagels they brought because they thought they were doing something good.
NO, FRANCES FROM HUMAN RESOURCES! I DON'T WANT A BAGEL WITH SALAD FOR LUNCH!
Who eats that?
So you sit in the uncomfortable chair that is wrapped so tightly around your ass, you have red marks on your skin and smile.
All the while, in your head, you are dancing to the tune of "I don't give a f*ck!"
4. A GIF for when NOTHING is going your way.
It's fine.
I'm fine.
I'm totally fine.
I'M NOT FINE!
The barista put non-fat milk in my latte. I wanted the fat. GIVE ME THE FAT.
The train was late because someone decided to throw their cell phone onto the third rail and now everything is delayed.
That shouldn't be my problem.
And then when I get into work, there was a Post-It note on my computer monitor that the client I worked on for days has now canceled their deal with us.
5. When your neighbor stops you on the way to your door to talk about their favorite spices.
PandaWhale
First of all, if you stop someone on their way home, there's a pretty good chance they have to pee or poop.
Secondly, if you stop someone on their way home to talk about something only you care about, you have to know that the other person really doesn't give a f*ck and is just being nice while their bladder slowly implodes.
6. A GIF for when your mom calls to tell you that the cousin you haven't seen in years is getting married.