Guys, Your Woman Wants A Strip Tease — Here's EXACTLY How To Give Her One

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Channel your inner "Magic Mike."

When you hear "strip tease," you think "women" and that's even in the age of Magic Mike. 

But, the truth is even long before Magic Mike there were men swinging their junk for us. I even remember younger guys getting their practice with something called "groundwork" (see Chris Brown video for exemplary example) back when I was in high school — it was essentially the art of dry humping and river dancing — the fundamentals to a male strip tease.

Sure, there's no need to go as hard as the guys in the clubs, but wouldn't it be nice to be able to reciprocate every now and then.

Wouldn't it be great if your girlfriend could sit back and enjoy your show for the night? 

I'm willing to bet it would be.

And what better time than now? When the whole male stripper thing is a fantasy for women worldwide. That's why we did the research to find all the makings of the perfect strip tease next time you want to seduce your girlfriend, fellas.

So, here's what all men need to know about how to give a woman a lap dance ...

 

1. Have "god-fidence."  

You need God-level (think Kanye, here) confidence. before you can even begin to work on your moves. Anybody's who anybody know this is like the stepping stone to anything you want to do in life, but especially when you're doing stuff in the nude. 

 

2. ... but not so much that you forget to practice.

It's time to brush up on your dancing skills. While they don't seem to have strip-tease classes for men (not publicly, anyway) perhaps you want to take to YouTube or you're ready to find a Magic Mike mentor, but either way, you've got to practice a little bit before the real thing.

Unless your Godfidence is just so through the roof that you feel comfortable winging it — in that case go for it. But I'd say if you're looking to make this special then a little practice shows a lot of effort.

 

3. Understand timing. 

According to Magic Mike's choreo teacher, you should take your clothes off slowly for a more sensual tease and then rip them off if the element of surprise is what you're looking for. 

 

4. Consider a theme.

Firefighters, police officers, handyman — who do you want to be? Better yet who does she want you to be for one night only? Creating a theme allows you to dabble in a little bit of fantasy role play too, making things twice as fun. 

(But, you should know we do like working men. So skip the sexy accountant routine.)

 

5. Set the mood.

Make a playlist, dim the lights, and bring her to her knees with your sexy moves. Outside of the basic stuff, think about other details surrounding the mood such as restraints of some sort or blindfolds. Be the cliché that we all so badly want to be when it comes to romance
 
But, do remember not to take yourself too seriously.
 
Sexy is cool, but remember to laugh at yourself and have fun with it — the sexy will come easier then. 

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